The Best 35 Your Nose Is So Big Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Nose Is So Big jokes. There are some your nose is so big jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your nose is so big puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Nose Is So Big Jokes and Puns

A man with a wooden eye is at a dance..

During a slow dance, he can't find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.

He approaches her and is frank with her, asking "Would you dance with me?"

Filled with excitement, she yells "Would I?!"

Without missing a beat, the man retorts: "BIG NOSE BIG NOSE BIG NOSE!!!"

Having a big nose isn't a good enough excuse to not wear a mask.

Take me for example. I still wear underwear.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole

The first mole, daddy mole, wakes up, climbs to the top, sticks his nose out and says, "Mmmmm...I smell bacon!"
Mommy mole wakes up. She climbs to the top, sticks her nose out and says, "Mmmmm....I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole wakes up. He climbs up, but gets stuck behind his mom and dad. He takes a big whiff and says, "All I can smell is molasses!"

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because oxygen is free.


Having a big nose is not an excuse for not wearing a mask.

I still wear an underwear.

A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a mask

I wear pants you know...

My girl friend wanted a nose job...

So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough.

Why do Jewish people have big noses?

Air is free.

What do you call a guy with a big orange nose?

Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society.

A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a facemask

I mean, I still wear underwear

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So I was talking to my friend...

So I was talking to my friend when I notice a big red bump on her nose. I ask her what happened and she replies...
"I stopped to smell a brose."
"Brose? There's no 'B' in rose."
"Well there was in that one!"

Ian had a swollen nose

One day Joe went to see his friend Ian, and noticed he had a big swollen nose.

Whoa, what happened, lan? he asked.

I sniffed a brose, Ian replied.

What? Joe said. There's no 'b' in rose!

Ian replied, There was in this one!

In the beginning of time

Adam was taking a naked stroll through the Garden of Edan, naming the animals. He found a large creature with a long nose and big ears. He said "I think I'll call you Elephant." The elephant replied "How do you breathe through that thing?!"

What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?

They both know how to picket.

My friend tried to start a restaurant called Honkers. But he didn't get very good business.

Apparently, the idea of a restaurant where all the waitresses have big noses doesn't appeal to a lot of people.

Is there a correlation between the size of a nose and the sense of smell?

Because I read somewhere that back in World War II people with big noses smelled gas much more often.

You know what they say, "Big shoes, big nose, big hands?"

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Probably a clown
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Why do Dutch people have big noses?

Because air is free.

### Bonus joke:

* How was copper wire invented?

Two Dutchmen found a penny at the same time.


What do you call a man with no legs and a really big nose?

An amputee.

When they were handing out noses...

I thought they said "roses" so I asked for a big, red one.

I heard that, on opposite day, Pinocchio's nose actually works the other way around.

Big if true.

One big nose said to the other big nose...."Um I think something is dripping out of you..."

And the nose replied, "NO it is snot"!!

A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

Toucan play that game.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

What has a big nose and no teeth?

My mother in-law.

You know what they say about guys with big noses?

[spoilers] They smell well. (#s)

Why do horses have big nostrils?

Cause they pick their nose with the huffs

My girlfriend thinks she has a big nose...

I think she's looking at it through nose-tinted-glasses.

Why did God give Mexicans such big noses?

So they have something to pick in the off season.

What do you call someone with three eyes, one ear, and a big nose...?

Ugly. \(I know from personal experience :P\)

Why Jews have big noses?

You know what they say about guys with big noses and bad grammar

They smell really good

The nose drops β€žBig smeller" – letΒ΄s have a blow-out.

Two blondes were talking together:

First: "

How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"

Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."

First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"

Second: "He is now my husband!"

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