Your Nana Jokes
42 your nana jokes and hilarious your nana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about your nana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Your Nana Short Jokes
Short your nana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The your nana humour may include short your nan jokes also.
- One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
- I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana My girlfriend excitedly greeted her by saying, "It is so nice to finally meet you seven!"
- What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana
Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long. - As a family we couldn't decide to have nana cremated or buried So in the end we just let her live
- What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia? "Oh nana, what's my name?"
- My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.
- I'm Trying to Remember The Name of A Song It's about a girl with amnesia talking to her Grandmother.
The lyrics are "Oh, Nana, What's My Name?" - What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo
- Mary's father has 5 daughters,
1. Nana
2. Nono
3. Nini
4. Nene
What is the fifth daughters name? - You know those Chairlifts on stairs for older people? Apparently they're made with nana-technology. (Thank my father for that one)
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Your Nana One Liners
Which your nana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with your nana? I can suggest the ones about your grandma and your papa.
- One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later.
- What do bananas say when they see their grandmother? Hey Nana.
- What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-nanas.
- What is Camila Cabello's favorite fruit? Banana, ooh na-na (ay)
- What do you call a bun given to you by your nana? Bun-nana
- What does Lil Kim's granddaughter call her when she's sick? Ill Nana
- What is your S.O.'s Grandmother's favorite fruit? Bae Nana.
- What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana
- What do you call a sheep babysitter? A baa-nana
- What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas.
- Batman describes inspiration for his theme song It was written for Nana Batman.
- Nana makes the best desserts... It's annoying, she really FLANts it.
- I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox
- What did the family of bananas call their gay granny? Lesbanana (l**... Nana)
Your Nana Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about your nana you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grandma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make your nana pranks.
Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.
My grandmother's opinion of my sister's s**... friend.
I once heard my Nana say of my sister's s**... friend: "If she'd had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, that girl'd look like a porcupine."
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The s**...!"
What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?
Nana boo boo
My dad, Avicii, taught me a life lesson I will never forget
My father told me na na, nanananana HEY! HEY! na na na na, na,na, na na.
And those were the nights that never die.
Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma:
Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?
Nana: h**....
What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?
"Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"
Courtesy of my Nana.