The Best 25 Your Nan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Nan jokes. There are some your nan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your nan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Nan Jokes and Puns

I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners."

It was my complimentary nan

After my mother's funeral, we all went for lunch at an Indian restaurant. When the waiter came to check that we had everything on our order he noticed my daughter crying.

He asked me what was wrong, I told him she was just missing her nan.

Just goes to show, you're never to old to try new things.

My nan starting running when she was 65, she's 71 now and we've no idea where she is.

What's a programmer's least favorite bread?

NaN bread

My good deed for the day.

This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone's Nan and I'd like to think someone would have helped my Nan out in that situation. She didn't want me to help her but I insisted and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves...

I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died.

"What are you doing here with that hammer?" (Lee Mack)

My nan was beaten to death by my grandad

It was by about 2yrs

A clean Nantucket limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it

My Nan just got this cool senior citizen scooter

And man is that thing fast. It can do 30 aisles per hour!

I was walking around the hospital...

I was walking around the hospital yesterday looking to visit my Nan. When I got to the correct area in the hospital I saw a sign saying Stroke Patients Here .
I never did get to visit my Nan, thanks to hospital security.

Why did the Indian programmer divide by zero?

To get NaN.

You can explore your nan reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your nan dad jokes. There are also your nan puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread

It was a nan issue.

My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken

She had a cheeky nan dose

I put my Nan on speed dial

I call it Instagran.

Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy...

How low can you get?

Nan 'n' Fran

**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?

**Fran:** Its scales.

*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*

A man went to an Indian restaurant in Japan and was served some naan. He had never had this dish before so he asked the waiter, "Nan desu ka?"

The waiter replied, "Hai, naan desu."

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A ♫Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-una

nan nan a

nan nan a♫

(continue for added annoyance)

What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers?


A report claims that Apple has so much cash

A report claims that Apple has so much cash that it can give every American $556. Apple responded by saying, "or we could release a slightly different version of the iPhone, and everyone will give use $556." -Co Nan

i snorted my nans ashes once

not all of it, just half a gran

my nan gay

man: what year is it again?

other man: 300 BCE

man: what does BCE even stand for?

other man: before current era

man: but it is the current era

What do you call your eighty-bleven-year-old grandmother?


What do you call your thirty-bleven-year-old grandma?


My Nan lives alone. I always wonder...

If she falls and there is nobody else around to hear her... does she make a noise?

I'm just kidding. She's dead.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your nan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your nan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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