Your Nan Jokes
45 your nan jokes and hilarious your nan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about your nan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Your Nan Short Jokes
Short your nan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The your nan humour may include short your grandma jokes also.
- I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." It was my complimentary nan
- Just goes to show, you're never to old to try new things. My nan starting running when she was 65, she's 71 now and we've no idea where she is.
- I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. "What are you doing here with that hammer?" (Lee Mack)
- If an Indian programmer has no bread and his computations don't even give #NAN that's double trouble.
- My Nan just got this cool senior citizen scooter And man is that thing fast. It can do 30 aisles per hour!
- A clean Nantucket limerick There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it - My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose
- Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?
- A man went to an Indian restaurant in Japan and was served some naan. He had never had this dish before so he asked the waiter, "Nan desu ka?" The waiter replied, "Hai, naan desu."
- What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ♫Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-una
nan nan a
nan nan a♫
(continue for added annoyance)
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Your Nan One Liners
Which your nan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with your nan? I can suggest the ones about your ma and granny.
- What's a programmer's least favorite bread? NaN bread
- My nan was beaten to death by my grandad It was by about 2yrs
- Why did the Indian programmer divide by zero? To get NaN.
- I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue.
- I put my Nan on speed dial I call it Instagran.
- i snorted my nans ashes once not all of it, just half a gran
- What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN
- What do you call your eighty-bleven-year-old grandmother? NaN
- What do you call your thirty-bleven-year-old grandma? NaN
- My nans heart Has a better work rate than Africa
- Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? ..
- My nan caught me w**... once. Her hands are so soft...
- Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a t**....
Unearthly Funniest Your Nan Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about your nan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean my mum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make your nan pranks.
Toilet brush
Whilst this is a joke, my nan actually told me this yesterday and insists it's a true story from the 60s when she lived in Cornwall...
So, my grandma was was walking down the street and her neighbour, let's call her Beverley, was heading towards her carrying her shopping but was walking kind of funny.
Naturally my Nan asked if everything was okay and if she's alright, had she hurt herself? No she said, I'm okay, I've just bought one of those new toilet brushes, but I think I'm going to switch back to paper
After my mother's f**..., we all went for lunch at an Indian restaurant. When the waiter came to check that we had everything on our order he noticed my daughter crying.
He asked me what was wrong, I told him she was just missing her nan.
My good deed for the day.
This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone's Nan and I'd like to think someone would have helped my Nan out in that situation. She didn't want me to help her but I insisted and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves...
I just got back from a shift at Tesco's..
And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.
So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone's Nan, and I'd like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!
I was walking around the hospital...
I was walking around the hospital yesterday looking to visit my Nan. When I got to the correct area in the hospital I saw a sign saying s**... Patients Here .
I never did get to visit my Nan, thanks to hospital security.
Nan 'n' Fran
**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
A report claims that Apple has so much cash
A report claims that Apple has so much cash that it can give every American $556. Apple responded by saying, "or we could release a slightly different version of the iPhone, and everyone will give use $556." -Co Nan
my nan gay
man: what year is it again?
other man: 300 BCE
man: what does BCE even stand for?
other man: before current era
man: but it is the current era
My Nan lives alone. I always wonder...
If she falls and there is nobody else around to hear her... does she make a noise?
I'm just kidding. She's dead.
Went shopping this afternoon.
Good deed done today.
This afternoon at the Morrisons check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change and she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone's Nan and I'd like to think someone would have helped my Nan out when she was alive.
She didn't want me to help her but I insisted...................and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves...
Have a great Christmas! :)
