The Best 7 Your Mums So Ugly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mums So Ugly jokes. There are some your mums so ugly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mums so ugly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mums So Ugly Jokes and Puns

I was so ugly as a baby

when my mum breast fed me, she used to shut her eyes and think of other babies.

Ugly Kid

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mum said, "what a treasure!" and your dad said, "Yeah. Let's Bury it!"

Ur mum is so ugly

That hello kitty said goodbye

Your mum is so fat that when she entered an ugly contest they said, "sorry mam, but no professionals."

I was SO ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

REVENGE : I'll find the doctor's mum, and slap her ;)


You so ugly your mum ran up the stairs of the hospital when you were born and jumped off the roof.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your mums so ugly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your mums so ugly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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