The Best 35 Your Mother So Fat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mother So Fat jokes. There are some your mother so fat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mother so fat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mother So Fat Jokes and Puns

A young child caught her parents in the bedroom last night.

The child asks,
"Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on daddy's stomach last night?"
The mother replies,
"I have to do that, or else daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's not going to work, you silly!" responds the child.
"Why not?" asks the mother.
"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

(A Polish joke told to me by my Polish mother) - A Caucasian man walks into a coffee shop and a woman politely says, "How may I help you?" The man replies, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women...light and sweet"...

A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."

An Amish family visits a mall...

...the mother strolls along an aisle and experience modern life. The dad and the son, however, encounters an elevator.
"What is that, father?", the son asked.
"I don't know either, my son", replied the father, "Let's see what they use it for".
They then see an ugly, fat woman trudge into the elevator. The door shuts, and after a few minutes, a pretty lady walks out alone.
The father then said: "Go get your mother".

The son comes home crying and tells his mother "the lady next door hit me!". So the mother goes over and asks why she hit her and the lady replies "your son called me fat!". To which the mother replies...

"...and you think you'll lose weight by hitting him?"

Photo Album

A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?

Mother says "Yes, it is"

Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the

muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"


Little Timmy walks in on his parents having sex

He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and daddy doing?" The parents, obvioulsy very embarassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "Uhm... I'm a... I'm sitting on daddys tummy to make all the air go out of it... because he's a bit fat..." stutters his mother.

"There's no use in that, mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"

My mother asked me why I no longer talk to my fat, gay friend...

I'm back on the straight and narrow.

A boy asked his father one morning...

Boy: Dad, where did I come from?

Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.

Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!

Father: ... Your point?

Little boy asks his mom

Little boy. Mommy why were you bouncing up and down on Daddy's stomach last night?

Mother. Well if I didn't do that that he would get fat.

Little boy. Well it'll never work Mommy.

Mother. Why is that.

Little boy. Cuz after you bounce up and down in his stomach the babysitter blew him back up again.

Your mother's so fat...

Your father couldn't pull out in time.

Your mother is so fat that she fell into deep depression

and she broke it.

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Happy Fat Tuesday...

Or as your mother calls it, just another day.

People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food...

...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.

Pregnant Woman

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

Your mother is so FAT

She can't even recognise files larger than 4 gigabytes.

I used to be overweight.

A few years ago, I was waiting in line at a bank. There was a mother and her little boy in line behind me. The little boy asked, "Hey Mister, how come you are so fat?"

I looked at him and replied, "Well, every time I fu\*\*ed your mother, she gave me a Cookie."

Your mother is so fat

Her chins wear suspenders.

(Hope its original, I just thought it up. If not, I can live with it.)

Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...

Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".

A few years ago I called my mother in law fat and she still resents me for it

I should've known that an elephant never forgets.


There's a fat man in a schoolyard.

A mother approaches him and asks:

"Are you waiting for a child?"

So he replies:

"No, I'm just fat"

What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother?

Adipose Rex.

A guy walks into an eletronics store

Employee: *Hello Sir, how may I be of assistance*

Guy: *My dishwasher just died on me, I was wondering if I could get a similar one*

Employee: *Sure thing Sir, what was the make and model?*

Guy: *Fat, Brown Hair, Brown Eyed Virgo with an annoying mother*

Your mother is so fat..

..when she wears high heels she strikes oil

Your mother is so fat

that if she farts, sheΒ΄s going to get charged with climate warming.

My childhood memories of Christmas are dominated by the time I sneaked downstairs one Christmas Eve and heard my mother telling Father Christmas that he was a fat, lazy, good for nothing drunken slob...

I saw mommy dissing Santa Claus...

A girl walks in on her parents having sex.

The girl asks,"Mommy what are you doing on top of daddy?" The mother nervously responds," I'm just letting out some air from your father because he's too fat." The girl replies,"You're wasting your time, the neighbour will just blow him back up again tomorrow like she usually does!"

Doctor, I messed up.

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You fat cow, you have completely ruined my life!"

A kid gets slapped by his neighbor, and the mother is angry and goes to find out why

Why did you hit my kid?

He called me fat!





So you think you will get slimmer if you hit him?

What's the difference between a fat cow and your mother?

People will actually eat the cow.

Your mom is so fat

"Before you continue, you should know my mother is dead"

"sorry man, I didn't know"

"That's OK, it's still better than having your mom"

Your mother is so fat...

...that she could see the curvature of the Earth.

My mother in law is so fat, her doctor has to use a special scale to take a reading....

They cal it a Richter scale.

My wife and visiting mother-in-law got mad at me when my son looked at the turkey and said....

"Dad. Where's the fat cow you said we would be serving for dinner?".

A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.



10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar.

The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?"

Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"

I said to my Hong Kong friend, Your mother is so fat!

He shook his head in disgust. Sō FÑ.

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