The Best 35 Your Mommas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mommas jokes. There are some your mommas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mommas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mommas Jokes and Puns

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.

Kinda like yo momma.

A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.

The little boy said, Mom what are you doing?

She said, Son, your daddy's stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.

He said, Aw momma you're wasting your time because when you're not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!


Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell

no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

Your momma so slutty...

...her spirit animal is the swallow.

If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called?

'American'.

Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.

You can explore your mommas reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your mommas dad jokes. There are also your mommas puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Can we ban yo momma jokes in this sub? They old, stupid and been done by like literally everyone a thousand times

Just like yo momma

Yo momma so fat...

Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.

Yo momma's so mean

she has no standard deviation

Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X...

They both go down after pi

The heaviest things in the universe

3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath...

She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.

What did the momma cow say to her baby cows?

It's pasture bedtime

YO momma so nasty...

She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.


Your momma so ugly

Governments across the world conspired to spread a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.

Your momma is so ugly....

Bill Cosby gave her coffee.

Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people..

just like yo momma!

Your mommas so poor

I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

My grandpa would always tell me...

that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.

Yo momma cooks so bad...

The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

Your momma's so fat...

she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours.

Step on a crack, break your momma's back!

So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said "Why didn't your back break, mom?"

"You're adopted."

Your momma's so fat

Thanos had to clap

Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?

Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

Your momma so fat

It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

Yo momma's privates are like Mars...

It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition)

Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your mommas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your mommas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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