The Best 35 Your Momma So Poor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Momma So Poor jokes. There are some your momma so poor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your momma so poor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Momma So Poor Jokes and Puns

Your mommas so poor

I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"

Yo momma's so poor

The ducks throw bread at her

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Yo momma so poor...[original]

she vote for Obama cos she want change

ahhh thank you ill be here all week

Your momma is so poor

She could fart on a penny and she still wouldn't have gas money


Yo momma so poor

She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam.

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Your momma is so poor...

That she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor,

when I stepped on a lit match

in her house, she yelled

"Who turned off the furnace"!

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

The only reason yo momma is so poor

Is because she couldn't fit through her window of opportunity.

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Yo momma so poor she went to Mcdonald's and tried to put a shake on layaway.

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying, "Who knocked?"

Yo momma's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-dong."

Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

Yo momma's so poor, when she asked me over to dinner, I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed, "Don't use the good china!"

Yo momma's so poor, she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.


Yo momma's so poor, when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.

Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said, "Sure thing, it's the fourth tree on your right."

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Your momma is so poor

She put her foodstamps on the railroad track.

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.

Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "

WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo momma's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

Yo momma's so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner she put her feet on the table and said, "Corn."

Yo momma's so poor, I asked her where the facilities were and she replied, "Pick a corner, any corner."

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