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- Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
- Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
- Yo momma's so dumb, Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.
- Yo momma Yo mamma so dumb when she saw the sign that said "airport left", she turned around and went home...
- Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!
- Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
- Yo momma so dumb she tried to avoid taxes by setting up an offshore bank account on Hawaii!
- Yo momma is so dumb when someone asked her what the capital of Canada was she answered, "C."
- Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.
- Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.
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- Yo momma is so dumb It took her 9 months to come up with a joke.
- Yo momma is so dumb That she tried to drown herself on a pool table
- Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a kfc that was out of chicken.
- Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew
- Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
- Yo momma so dumb, when she eats vegetables It's considered canabilism!
- Yo momma so dumb she waits for the stop signs to turn green She so ugly they do
- Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
- Your momma so dumb.. The brain eating amoeba she contracted starved to death
- yo momma so dumb That she thinks 9/11 is a more efficient 7/11. Open more days a week.
- Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
- Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Yo momma's so dumb She went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
- Yo momma so dumb She thought Elon Musk was a perfume
- Yo momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to make minute rice.
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Yo momma so dumb
She thought civil rights was about laundry.
Yo momma's so dumb...
...she thinks "t**..." is a Greek philosopher!
Yo momma is so dumb..
I told her to kill herself, and she said "how?"
Your momma so dumb
she drove around looking for the App Store
Yo momma so dumb
she reads toilet paper.
Finally proves all blondes aren't dumb
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely n**...." With that she strips n**... from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. Then hollers... "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
