The Best 15 Your Momma So Black Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Momma So Black jokes. There are some your momma so black jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your momma so black puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Momma So Black Jokes and Puns

The heaviest things in the universe

3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

Yo momma's pussay is like the white house:

No bush, and there's a black guy in there now.

Science joke about yo momma!

Yo momma's fat she generates her own gravity field and her mouth has been classified as a black hole!

Yo mommas so black

she has been marked absent at night school.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!


Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on.

Yo momma is so fat...

That when she was at the water park and bent over to pick up her sun glasses people started lining up for the 'Black Hole'

Momma's little black sponge

Another yo momma joke

Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes

Yo momma's so fat, they sent her into space and she clogged up a black hole!

You can explore your momma so black reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your momma so black dad jokes. There are also your momma so black puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Yo momma's so black, it looks like she's been swimming in soy sauce!

Yo momma is so black, that when she was sitting on my couch, I thought a cave had suddenly formed on it.

Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your momma so black jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your momma so black piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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