The Best 35 Your Momma Fat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Momma Fat jokes. There are some your momma fat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your momma fat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Momma Fat Jokes and Puns

Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell

no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called?


Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.

Yo momma so fat...

Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.

Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X...

They both go down after pi

Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath...

She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your momma's so fat...

she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours.

Your momma's so fat

Thanos had to clap

You can explore your momma fat reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your momma fat dad jokes. There are also your momma fat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?

Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

Your momma so fat

It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition)

Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

Yo momma so fat

Not even dolby could surround her

Your momma's so fat

she gave her memory foam mattress brain damage....

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Your momma's so fat

she went to the food court and was found guilty.

Yo momma so fat

She only needs a single cup of water to fill up her bath

Yo momma's so fat

It took me three fingers to swipe left.

Your Momma's so fat...

A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.

Yo momma so fat

she doesn't need the web.

She's world-wide.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Momma said life is like a box of chocolates...

If you're fat it's not gonna last as long :/

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates...

... if you're fat, it won't last long.

Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider

Yo momma's so fat

...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain.

Your momma's so fat...

... no one can socially distance her.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

Your Momma so fat.......

Her flesh eating disease got diabetes.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat

She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.

Yo momma is so fat...

When the doctors told her she had flesh-eating bacteria they gave her 10 years to live

Yo momma's so fat

When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your momma fat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your momma fat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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