The Best 14 Your Mom So Dumb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mom So Dumb jokes. There are some your mom so dumb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mom so dumb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mom So Dumb Jokes and Puns

My mom dropped this one on me

Mom and I, her 27-year-old son, had had an argument about my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, "There's a big hole in your shirt!"

I responded, "Yeah? Well there's a big hole in your face and dumb things keep coming out of it," pointing to her mouth.

Without a pause, she snaps back, "Not nearly as dumb as the thing that fell out of my other hole 27 years ago."

A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.

"What happened?" Asks the mom.

"We lost the ball." says the boy.

"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"

Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"

"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."

The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."

You might think that I'm smart because I have an A in math

But I'm pretty dumb because I have a D in your mom

Your mom is so ugly that. . . .

The entire world created a virulent strain of Coronavirus just so she'd wear a mask.

And she's so dumb, she thinks that masks aren't effective.


Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it's enormous size, it proved easy to capture due it's very low intelligence. The head researcher was shocked by just how fat and dumb it was. The beast will be held in captivity for a while.

In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.

When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked.



One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this.

Yep I was a very dumb child.

Bud asks his dad: Why do my 3 brothers have family names while my name is Bud ?

Dad replies: Cause son, the first time I saw you, I told your mom: He's gonna be Big, Ugly, & Dumb!

What was Dumbledore's mom's nickname in college?

Dumb-old-whore

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

Your mom is so dumb...

... she went missing, and a week later they found her standing in Self-Storage

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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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