The Best 20 Your Mom Is So Stupid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mom Is So Stupid jokes. There are some your mom is so stupid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mom is so stupid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mom Is So Stupid Jokes and Puns

A blonde mom is cooking dinner when her blonde daughter walks in

The daughter asks, "Mom, why do people think we blondes are stupid?"

Her mother replies, "I'll show you", and taps hard on the kitchen counter.

Somewhat confused, the blonde daughter says, "Someone's at the door!".

The blonde mother laughs. "This is why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."

Mom: Son, why dont you talk to Mark anymore? You used to be best friends.

Son: Well would you talk to someone who is stupid, uses drugs and is an alchocolic?
Mom: Of course not.
Son: Well neither would he.

Mom: Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time?

Mom: No, Never!

Son: Well neither would he!

A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white

So he went down to his mom and said
Look mom I'm white .

His mother tells him
Don't do that, it's not funny now go wash up .

The kid then goes to his dad who said
Why are you doing stupid things. Now go clean up .

The kid disappointed with his parents reaction says to himself as he cleans up
One day of being white and I already hate black people .

A blonde walks up to her blonde mom...

and asks,

"Mom, why does everyone think we are stupid?"

Her mum chuckles and says

"Bring me a pot"

A bit confused, the daughter goes and grabs a pot from the kitchen and hands it to her mom. Soon after the mother starts knocking on the pot.

The daughter turns to the door and says,

"Mom! Someone is at the door!"

The mom chuckles and says,

"See, this is why people think Blondes are stupid...
now hold this pot so I can go answer the door."

*Edit* Changed gender of daughter back, sorry tumblr.


My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too stupid to be a doctor

8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

Mother is waking her son: Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.

Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.

No, it's really high time, now get up.

But I don't want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!

Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!

Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.

Paulie, first of all, you're **45**, and second, you're the **headmaster**.

I told my mom a joke today

She did not laugh. Instead she said, "Why do you tell stupid jokes when all you have to tell people to make them laugh is that you have a future?"

Little Johnny took a leak with his classmate in the school loo.

His classmate noticed that after peeing, Johnny didn't wash his hands. He then proceeded to ask:

"Johnny, why do you not wash your hands after peeing?"

"Is there a need to do so?"

"Yes! My mum taught me to wash after peeing, to wash off pee in my hands."

"Well, I think your mom is stupid for that matter."

"How come, Johnny?"

"My mum never taught me to pee on my hands!"

(NSFW) Playground humor

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 from those stupid boys just by climbing a tree.

Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria laughed and said, I know that mom, that's why I took them off first.

Son: I don't want to go school, Ma!

Son: All the teachers think I Am stupid and the kids hate me.
Mom: No! You should go, because you are the "Principal!"

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I asked my mom something really stupid.

I asked her to calm down.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Poor little Jonny didn't understand the diagnosis

So he asks his mom, "what did the doctor say I have, capricorn?" His mom replies "No stupid, Cancer, you have cancer!"

Parents having an argument.

Mom: "Everything that comes our of your mouth is stupid."
Dad: "What about you?" and then looks at me.

When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater.

"Don't be stupid," she said, "your father's not home."

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

What is fat and ugly and stupid?

Your mom!

What's the best name for a stupid joke that you didn't intend to make?

Go ask your mom.


Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

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