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- You might think that I'm smart because I have an A in math But I'm pretty dumb because I have a D in your mom
- Your mom is so ugly that. . . . The entire world created a virulent strain of Coronavirus just so she'd wear a mask.
And she's so dumb, she thinks that masks aren't effective. - I was so angry at my mom I called her dumb and stormed off to my room Which made things awkward considering we're kangaroos
- Bud asks his dad: Why do my 3 brothers have family names while my name is Bud ? Dad replies: Cause son, the first time I saw you, I told your mom: He's gonna be Big, Ugly, & Dumb!
- Your mom is so dumb... ... she went missing, and a week later they found her standing in Self-Storage
- You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
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- Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
- Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
- Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
- A reminder... Your mom is so dumb, she tripped over the cordless telephone
- Today my mom asked what "AF" means. I said: "mom, you sound dumb AF right now."
- Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
- What was Dumbledore's mom's nickname in college? Dumb-old-w**...
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My mom dropped this one on me
Mom and I, her 27-year-old son, had had an argument about my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, "There's a big hole in your shirt!"
I responded, "Yeah? Well there's a big hole in your face and dumb things keep coming out of it," pointing to her mouth.
Without a pause, she snaps back, "Not nearly as dumb as the thing that fell out of my other hole 27 years ago."
Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.
"What happened?" Asks the mom.
"We lost the ball." says the boy.
"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"
Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"
"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."
The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."
A wannabe rich woman once bought an expensive fur coat
A wannabe rich woman once bought and expensive fur coat which didn't sit well with her 14 year old daughter.
Mom, do you realise that some poor, dumb beast had to suffer so you could get that? She said
The woman, infuriated by her daughter's comment said 'how dare you speak about your father like that!'
Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it's enormous size, it proved easy to capture due it's very low intelligence. The head researcher was shocked by just how fat and dumb it was. The beast will be held in captivity for a while.
In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.
When I was younger I used to think having s**.
.. was kissing n**....
One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had s**... with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this.
Yep I was a very dumb child.
Mother wanted to find her idiot son a job
Mother wanted to find her idiot son a job, and of course the police station was the first location to try.
She said "My son is a real idiot, he would be a great policeman". The chief looked at him and said "I, don't know.. doesn't seem that dumb to me..."
The mother turned to her son and told him: "Sweetie, go look for mommy outside".
The son went outside and returned in five minutes saying "Mom, there's no mom outside".
The policeman laughed and said "Ha! What an idiot! He could have just looked out through the window!"