Your Mom Is Like Jokes

Funniest Your Mom Is Like Short Jokes

Short your mom is like jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The your mom is like humour may include short your moms like jokes also.

1. What do you call a cloud shaped like a dinosaur? A Brontocirrus.
   (I'm actually a mom and just made up my first ever joke today and this was it. What have I become? 😂)
2. My mom embarassed me me today when one of my black friends came over..she just kept saying "Is he a drug dealer? He looks like a drug dealer" I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"
3. Mom, someone called me gangster at school today. Mom: Dont worry I'll go tomorrow and solve this problem
   Son: Make sure it looks like an accident.
4. A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
5. I like to tell girls I have my own private jet But I always forget to mention that my mom owns the rest of the jacuzzi
6. My mom didn't like my report card. I told her okay. She said she wanted more A's.
   So I told her "okaaaaay".
7. Guys, just remember that every yo mama joke that exists has been done hundreds of times by hundreds of different people. Like your mom.
8. My mom says I look just like my father. It's weird that she thinks that, because everyone else says I look like Steve the mailman.
9. A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both
10. I always used to ask my mom if I could lick the bowl... ... She'd always say "No! Just flush it like a normal person!"

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Your Mom Is Like One Liners

Which your mom is like one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with your mom is like? I can suggest the ones about your mom is so old and your mom is so dumb.

1. When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
2. My mom dresses like my dad and my dad dresses like my mom They're transparent
3. I put my pants on just like everyone else in your mom's bedroom in the morning
4. Life is like soccer My mom signed me up for it even though I hate it
5. Your mom is like Communism. No class and everybody shares her.
6. "your mom" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too
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   just like your mom
7. You guys ever heard of a horoscope? It's like a telescope but it can only see your mom.
8. I'm a strong man, I don't need no woman! Is what I would like to say, but I miss you Mom!
9. How is your mom just like a laundromat? For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
10. Your mom drinks so much... she gets smashed more than the like button.
11. Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
12. "Mom, I don't like grandma..." "Shut up and eat what's on your plate!"
13. My dad is like the tv My mom never seems to turn it on.
14. This "your mom" joke is a groaner Just like your mom
15. Treat her like you will treat your mom. *Later on date*
    "Give me $40 please".

Cheeky Your Mom Is Like Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about your mom is like you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean your mom so old jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make your mom is like pranks.