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What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?

My lands!

Which singer has problems casting spells?

Barry Mana Low

For breakfast, lunch and dinner I eat copies of Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana

You could say I eat three square meals a day

I respect a person who socializes with others by playing Magic: The Gathering.

They're a mana culture.

What is a warlock's favourite animal as well as his favourite drink?

Mana-tea.

What does a Potassium Mage use?

Banana mana

Donald Trump built a house of cards out of his Magic the Gathering collection.

It was a little house, but it had multiple floors, and was even sturdy enough for a sitting room on the second floor. Donald loved to go up there and draw in his coloring books. One day he thought something might be wrong with it, which frustrated him, since he had worked so hard on it. Angrily, he stomped around trying to find any defects. He stomped so hard it collapsed on top of him, burying him forever! He had put so much faith in that mana fort, only to have it fold under cross examination, taking him down with it.

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes a sip and then tosses the rest into the bartender's face.
"I am sorry!" He sobs."i can't help doing that. It's so embarrassing!"
The bartender feels bad for the guy and gets him to agree to see a psychiatrist. Six months later he's back.
" Are you seeing the psychiatrist?" The bartender asks, handing him the beer.
"Yes, twice a week. He's great," says the man,as he throws his beer into the bartender's face.
"Grate? You just threw another beer in my face".
"True, but now it doesn't embarrass me."

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