The Best 35 Your Mammas So Fat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mammas So Fat jokes. There are some your mammas so fat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mammas so fat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mammas So Fat Jokes and Puns

The best jokes also teach you something.

In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mamma.

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

Yo mamma's so fat...

She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.


Yo mamma's so fat

They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.

Yo mamma so fat

That Thanos had to clap

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

[astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat

that you can see what's behind her.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

You can explore your mammas so fat reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your mammas so fat dad jokes. There are also your mammas so fat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound

She needs a seismograph

Yo mamma so fat

When she steps on a scale I see my phone number

Yo mamma's so fat that...

...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.

Yo mamma is so fat

When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean

Stand up Comedy on Star Trek

Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side

Yo Mamma's so Fat...

That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

Another Yo Momma joke..

Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.


Yo mamma is so fat...

we're all deeply concerned about her health.

Yo mamma is so fat

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.

Yo mamma's broke

Because she was so fat she didn't fit in her window of opportunity.

Yo mamma so fat...

Thanos snapped his fingers and only she disappeared

Yo mamma so fat

That's it she just fat

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mamma so fat when she moves earth moves in opposite direction.

because it's flat, you dumb genius.

Yo mamma so fat...

If you undressed her with your eyes it'd take 2 days

Yo mamma's so fat...

The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mamma is so fat.

That when she became an astronaut she couldn't float.

Yo mamma so fat...

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!

Yo mamma so fat...

...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

Yo mamma's so fat she turned an airplane into a submarine.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your mammas so fat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your mammas so fat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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