The Best 35 Your Mama So Ugly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mama So Ugly jokes. There are some your mama so ugly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mama so ugly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mama So Ugly Jokes and Puns

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity

But she so ugly people are still repelled by her

Yo mama so ugly

She entered a Miss America pageant and nearly lost her citizenship.

Yo mama so ugly

She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque

Yo Mama has so many warts...

Her face spells "ugly" in Braille

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't.


Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Your mama is so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.

Your mama is so ugly

She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.

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Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby

he made her espresso.

Yo' Mama is so ugly

\*\*..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\*\*

You can explore your mama so ugly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your mama so ugly dad jokes. There are also your mama so ugly puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Yo mama's so ugly

people break in her house to close the curtains

Yo mama's so ugly

She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo Mama so ugly...

Yo Mama so ugly that when she walked outside she was charged with indecent exposure.

Yo mama's soo ugly..

One Direction went the other way.

Yo Mama so ugly...

She can't even arouse suspicion.

What are the dirtiest jokes you know?

Mine are a series of yo mama jokes which get progressively dirtier.

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

Best I got, what are yours?

Your mama so ugly...

Trump supporters don't get offended when she leaves her mask on!

Yo mama so fat and ugly,

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.


Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest, but they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly

The world created a pandemic so she'd have to wear a mask

yo mama is

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

yo mama`s so ugly, when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said ` it`s already broken`

Yo mama's so ugly

She went to a haunted house and came out with a job application

Yo mama so ugly

Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

your mama is so ugly, when she went in a haunted house, she came out with a job application

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Yo mama is so ugly.

Modern cannot explain her facial structure.

Yo Mama So Ugly

When she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

Yo mama so ugly, when we took her to the beautician, it took her 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly

I can now see the resemblance.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your mama so ugly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your mama so ugly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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