The Best 35 Your Mama So Old Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Mama So Old jokes. There are some your mama so old jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your mama so old puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Mama So Old Jokes and Puns

My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this

yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

An old married couple are driving down the road.

They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.

She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."

"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.

"But what about the smell?" she asks.

The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."

Yo mama so old...

... I told her to act her age, and she died.

At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.

Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!

Shut up and eat what you're told.

Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!

Shut up and keep swimming.

Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Honestly, I'm scarred.

Yo mama so old...

...she preordered the Bible.


A guy walks into a psychiatric ward to visit his old man.

As he sits down in the recreation room with his dad, he spots a schizophrenic kid standing on the table.

The kid starts targeting each person in the room, busting out the freshest, most incredible 'yo mama' jokes he's ever heard; true originality at its best.

"That's incredible," he says to his old man, "That kid's got an insane dis ability!"

What do your mom and yo mama jokes have in common?

They're both getting old but are still enjoyed by many.

The old man and the elevator.

An old man from the country takes his family to town for the first time. They're at the mall and the mall has an elevator. Him and his son are watching this thing in amazement as they never saw one before and was not sure what it was. An older lady at least 80 with Gray hair in rollers and a walking cane walks into the elevator. A few minutes later a beautiful 25 year old blonde with huge tits walks out. The old man says to his son "Quick go get your mama".

Yo mama so old,

She remembers the first repost.

Yo mama so fat and so old

When god said let there be light, he told her to move out of the way

Yo mama so old,

She goes on carbon dates.

You can explore your mama so old reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your mama so old dad jokes. There are also your mama so old puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Your mama so old

She watched the Flintstones live

Yo mama is so old that ...

She knew the dead sea when it was sick

Yo mama so old

Her blood type is OG

Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Your Mom is so old.

She was around when your Mama jokes where funny.

Yo mama..

is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.


Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

My four-year old just said,

My four year old just said,
"Mama, stop making posts pretending you ever got laid."

I didn't know my dog was this observant.

Yo mama so old and ugly

When she looked at the ground she broke up Pangaea

Yo mama so fat

Her shirt size has more x's than a 12
Year olds gamertag

Yo mama so old..

when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

Yo mama so old...

Her phone number is 1

Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo mama's so old, she forgot her purse on Noah's ark.

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

In the future there will be kids shouting jokes like...

Yo mama's so old that when the Dentist told her to floss she started to dance.

Yo mama jokes have been used thousands of times by thousands of people and are starting to get old

Sorta like yo mama

Yo mama so old

She knew John Lennon before he had long hair!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your mama so old jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your mama so old piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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