Hairline Jokes
32 hairline jokes and hilarious hairline puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hairline that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? From receding hairlines to birthdays, find out why hairline jokes are the best for a good giggle! Discover the funniest ways to make light of a receding hairline, the best jokes for a crooked hairline, and the most hilarious manscaping and haircut jokes.
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Funniest Hairline Short Jokes
Short hairline jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hairline humour may include short haircut jokes also.
- My hairline is like the French Army... It's been ordered not to retreat, but nature is taking its course anyway
- Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.
- I think my hairline is starting to recede to I asked my wife what she thought about it She said it's definitely not in your head.
- I'm worried what i'll look like when my hairline recedes, so i decided to see what i'd look like with a beard. I'm just trying to plan a head.
- I look at my hairline in the mirror like I look at food in the fridge Maybe it will get better in an hour.
- Black don't crack.. but the hairline goes back.
- The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution..... There's going to be h**... toupee
- My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope. g**... mail pattern baldness...
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Hairline One Liners
Which hairline one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hairline? I can suggest the ones about hair piece and forehead.
- what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline
- What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A Receding hairline
- What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards in a queue? A receding hairline
- Your hairline is so far back Rosa parks don't wanna sit there.
- What's worse than a receding hairline? An advancing hairline
- One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline... We go way back.
- Your hairline is so far back That even Rosa Parks sat in front of it.
- My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline I told him it's all in his head
- My hairline is like the economy. recession
- Why are all french soldiers bald? Their hairline only knows retreating.
- My hairline is like my t-shirt A deep-v and not helping me look any younger.
- What do you call a group of abusive, balding men? United Hairlines.
- what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously
- Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.
- I dont think about my receding hairline anymore... Its gone to the back of my head
Charming Humor Hairline Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about hairline you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hair bang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hairline pranks.
Men's Helpline
Men's Helpline
"Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"
"Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her p**... out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
Men's Help Line
MEN"S HELP LINE, "Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"
Caller: "Hi, Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her p**... out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
So, I went to go get my haircut..
And I told the barber to make the left side a little shorter than my right. Then I told him to make a couple of little holes and bald patches. And for the back of my head, don't make my hairline equal. Make it a zigzag.
He looks at me and says, "Come on, you know I can't do that, it wouldn't be right!"
And I'm like, "I don't see the problem, you did it last time..."
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
So a pair of cannibals are sitting down to a nice meal...
...of j**... Seinfeld.
A while into the meal, one of the cannibals says,
"I'm going for the forehead, do you want any?" as he cuts a slice from the front of j**...'s scalp. The other cannibal declines, shaking his head and saying,
"What's the deal with hairline food?"
