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A father meets his son's teacher.
« Sir, I'm afraid your son is a cheater », says the teacher.
« What? No ! What makes you say that? » responds the father
« Well, in the last math test, he had the same answers as his neighbour. »
« Yeah, that's a math test, duh. There's only one good answer, right? »
« Indeed, but in one of the questions, your son's neighbour answered "I don't know" .»
« So what ? »
« Well, your d**... son wrote "yeah, me neither". »
If you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're...
your dumb
You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water
Well Water; Uganda Due
Little Tim was out in the garden...
filling in a hole when his neighbor politely asked, "What do you have there, Timmy?"
"My goldfish died," the boy replied with tears in his eyes. "I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of dirt, then replied, "That's because he was inside your dumb cat."
The one to your dumb friend...
A guy sees an ad on the window of a store with the words "Selling brains". Curious, he walks in and asks the shopkeeper what kind of brains he's selling.
Shopkeeper: "I've got Einstein's brain who won a Nobel Prize and discovered the Universe's secret equation. He was the world most brilhant physicist. I can sell it for 3k."
Guy: "What about that one?"
SK: " That's the brain of Galileu Galilei. He was the great astronomer who supported that the Earth revolves around the Sun. He was the father of modern science. It's worth 2k."
Guy: "And what about that one?"
SK: "That's the brain of [*random friend*] . It costs 20k."
Guy: "20k?!? That's a lot! Why is it worth that much?"
SK: "Well, it has never been used."
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