The Best 19 Your Daddy So Fat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Daddy So Fat jokes. There are some your daddy so fat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your daddy so fat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Daddy So Fat Jokes and Puns

A young child caught her parents in the bedroom last night.

The child asks,
"Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on daddy's stomach last night?"
The mother replies,
"I have to do that, or else daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's not going to work, you silly!" responds the child.
"Why not?" asks the mother.
"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

Daddy's Fat

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?

"I have to do that, or dad's belly gets really fat, bouncing on his belly keeps him skinny."

That's not going to work.

"Why baby?"

Because the babysitter keeps blowing him up again!

Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex

He asks, "Mommy, what are you doing to Daddy?"

She thinks fast and says "Daddy's too fat, so I'm trying to flatten him out".

"Why bother? Every Tuesday the maid comes in and blows him back up again!"

Little Timmy walks in on his parents having sex

He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and daddy doing?" The parents, obvioulsy very embarassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "Uhm... I'm a... I'm sitting on daddys tummy to make all the air go out of it... because he's a bit fat..." stutters his mother.

"There's no use in that, mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"

Little boy asks his mom

Little boy. Mommy why were you bouncing up and down on Daddy's stomach last night?

Mother. Well if I didn't do that that he would get fat.

Little boy. Well it'll never work Mommy.

Mother. Why is that.

Little boy. Cuz after you bounce up and down in his stomach the babysitter blew him back up again.


A kid asks his mom why she's always bouncing on Daddy's tummy

This kid went to ask his mom one day why she's always bouncing on Daddy's tummy. He didn't understand and would assume that it would hurt.

The mom responded that she was doing that so that Daddy's tummy would not bloat up and get fat.

The kid then replied, "Mommy, that's never going to work because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up."

Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's belly last night?

Mom: "Because his belly has become fat recently, and I need to help him lose weight."

Boy: "But that won't work."

Mom: "Why not?"

Boy: "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back again."

A little boy walked in on his parents in the heat of their lovemaking, "Mommy, what are you doing?"

"Urn," she stammered, "well, Daddy is so fat
that I'm bouncing all the air out of him."
"I don't know what good it's going to do,"
the boy replied. ''The lady next door is just going to blow him up again!"

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Little Johny walks to his mom and starts asking her about what he had seen the previous night while sneaking around the house.

Little Johny: Mommy, mommy why ware you jumping on daddy's stomach last night?

Mom: Johny you're old enough to know the truth... your dad is getting obese so I need to jump on top of him to help him loose the belly.

Little Johny: I don't think that's going to work mommy.

Mom: Why do you say that?

Little Johny: When you leave for work the neighbor comes in and blow him back up.

Your mama is so fat…..

Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring.

Daddy, why are you so fat?

Well, honey, being smart, handsome, rich, talented, AND thin just wouldn't be fair, now would it?

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A girl walks in on her parents having sex.

The girl asks,"Mommy what are you doing on top of daddy?" The mother nervously responds," I'm just letting out some air from your father because he's too fat." The girl replies,"You're wasting your time, the neighbour will just blow him back up again tomorrow like she usually does!"

So I was staying at my uncles...

SO THIS IS A REAL STORY

My nephew, mommy you're kind of fat.

My uncle, no she's not son she's just big boned.

My nephews expression immediately drops,

Daddy is she okay?

Yeah why wouldn't she be?

Why do her bones jiggle?

My son walked up to me and said "daddy your so fat"

"Thanos had to snap twice"

Yo mamma so fat...

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!

Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy

they still in a long-distance relationship.

Your daddy's so fat...

He puts the "art" in fart!

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.


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