Your Beard Jokes
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Then I said "your beard makes you look thinner"
...but that didn't seem to cheer her up
What's the difference between your beard and your ex?
Your beard always comes back (inspired by an oddly satisfying post)
Jesus goes to a barbershop. Would you like us to trim your beard? they ask
Jesus says No, I wouldn't want to make your floor a tripping hazard.
I like your beard
Thanks!
At first I didn't like it, but it's grown on me.
What do you do when you face the man who slept with your wife?
You shave your beard.
Wife vs. Girlfriend vs. beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.
Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.
James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!
Oh please? the girlfriend asked again, in a s**... little voice…
Oh really, I can't, he replied. My wife loves this beard!!
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in and s**... his face smooth.
That night James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife was awakened somewhat, felt his face and replied, Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!
The beard (no, not that, an actual beard)
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would hate me."
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again.
"Oh really, I can't," he replies. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
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