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Larry at the police station

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "


Guy in bar has an altercation with an older man...

Some young guys were going to the pub for a few drinks. They were drinking merrily when this old drunk guy quips up to one of the youngsters, "Hey, I had a great time with your mom last night!". They decided to ignore him and continue drinking. After a while the old man speaks up again, "Your mom gave the best blowjob ever a few weeks ago!". The young guy was starting to get pissed, but kept a level head and continued to enjoy his time with his friends. The old man, getting annoyed that he was ignored, shouted "HEY YOU, your mom loves getting anal doggy-style!!" The youngster, now completely pissed off, walks up to the old man and says "You're drunk dad, go home."


A professor was teaching a class of hyperintelligent youngsters on Game Theory

"To get an A in the test tomorrow your score will have to be as close as possible to 2/3s of the average score of the class."

Afterwards everyone signed up for the test.

The test was the next day.

No one showed up.


All these youngsters with their DDoS-attacks

Back in my day we just hurled a bunch of fax machines through someone's window


A 70 year old, an 80 year old, and a 90 year old are sitting on a park bench...

A 70 year old, an 80 year old, and a 90 year old are sitting on a park bench.
The 70 year old says,
"Man... It SUCKS being old... I'd do anything to take a healthy piss again!"
The 80 year old says,
"Are you kidding? I'd do anything to take a healthy shit again!"
The 90 year old says,
"Ah, you youngsters! Take better care of your health while you still can! See, at 7:00 every morning, I take a huge, healthy piss. At 8:00 every morning, I take a huge, healthy shit... I just wish I could wake up before 9:00..."


A little walk with dad.

So I was walking down the street with my dad the other day, and two youngsters, possbile who did not even hit the 15 yet, walked infront of us. And they were talking loudly and one asked the other "Why do some old dudes walk like theyΒ΄ve shit them self?"

My dad promptly answered "97% its lower back pain, 3% is a misjudged fart."


What did the Colombian druglord say after being caught by the local youngsters?

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you MedellΓ­n kids.


Some people like those European youngsters...

But I prefer the euthanasia


I heard Bobby Drake was leaving Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

I guess he was just too cool for school.


What did the cop tell the youngsters?



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