The Best 3 Youngman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Youngman jokes. There are some youngman stadium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these youngman henny youngman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Youngman Jokes and Puns

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." —Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". 1906 - 1988

A young man went to get a prostate exam

youngman: "hey doc I never done one of this before."

doctor: "its fine just take your panta off."

youngman: "where should I put my pants?"

doctor: "next to mine is fine."

I'm in a hotel room and call down to the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in the sink..."

The guy answers, "Go ahead, the customer's always right..."

- H. Youngman

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We suggest to use only working youngman quarterback piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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