Younger Sister Jokes
27 younger sister jokes and hilarious younger sister puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about younger sister that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Younger Sister Short Jokes
Short younger sister jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The younger sister humour may include short older sister jokes also.
- I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.
- When I was younger, my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad. I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.
- My mum asked me to hand out invitations for my younger sister's surprise party... ...That's when I realised she's the favourite twin.
- A newly released document from the CIA reveals that except his sister - Maja Einstein, Albert Einstein had a younger brother from another father. His name was revealed to be Barrett Zweistein.
- I once was hiking with my younger sister, after 10 kilometers she stops and says: I can't feel my legs anymore. So I said: So we can continue since you don't feel anything bad?
- I was having a s**... s**... with my wife's younger sister. When she suddenly walked into our activity and said, "You people disgust me."
I said, "We never discussed you at all."
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Which younger sister one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with younger sister? I can suggest the ones about younger brother and baby sister.
- A sister got a PS5 for her younger brother on Rakhi.
Best trade ever!
- So, I asked my younger sister if she knew what bleach was. "The drink?"
- My much younger sister is finally getting as tall as me. What I like to call fun size.
Laughable Younger Sister Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about younger sister you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little sister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make younger sister pranks.
"Dad, i'm a lesbian."
Confesses the daughter.
Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."
"g**..." Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"
"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.
"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"
I was at my GF's house hanging with her and her smoking hot younger sister
My girlfriend leaves the room leaving me alone with her sister. She's been gone for a while when her sister climbs up on top of me and says "we should have s**... right this second, any way you want it, before my sister gets back". I immediately throw her off and start walking out. My girlfriend is waiting outside the room and kisses me, saying I won her trust.
Lesson learned: always keep c**... in the car
My GF asked me if I could ever love another girl. I told her actually I would, and she looks just like her but younger... She smiled and said "Will she call me mommy??"
"Well, I don't know Kate, does your sister call you Mommy?"
So my younger sister walked in on me and my girlfriend having s**...
"Uhh that's g**..., what are you doing?" she asked
I answered: "Don't worry it's only natural, I bet you'll be doing it soon as well"
"Really? Why?"
"Because my girlfriend gets tired awfully quick."
A girl asks her father how she got her name
The man replies, "well, Daisy, when you were born a daisy pedal fell off the flower and onto your head, just as a rose pedal did with your sister, Rose." Then her younger sister came running in Laughing and screaming uncontrollable, to which the father shouted, "stop it Cinderblock!"
My sister was getting curious...
My younger sister asked my dad: "What does the phrase 'the birds and the bees' mean?"
My dad replied, "Well, they have the same relationship that trees and flowers have."
"What is that supposed to mean?" my sister exclaimed, to which my dad replied:
"They both beat around the bush."
Applied pressure
Doctor: You're going to feel a bit of pressure, OK?
Patient: Ok
Doctor: Your younger sister is the founder of CEO of a multi-million dollar company and owns a house while you work as a cashier at McDonalds and live with your parents
After a lifetime wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
Yes, you were, son" his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back".
A young man turns 21 and decides to change his name.
He goes to the village wise man and explains what he wants.
"You do realize that, in our village, it is a tradition for the father to name a child after the first thing he sees after the child is born, don't you?" The young man nods.
"That is why your older sister is named 'Flying Dove.'" The young man nods.
"And that is also why your younger brother is named 'Running Deer.'" The young man nods.
"So, I don't understand why you would want to change your name, 'Two Dogs f**...'!"
moral of the story
A man is in the bar talking to his friend about what happened to him the other night. He tells the story of how he went home, and his fiancee's younger sister was waiting for him in l**.... The sister told him what she wanted him to do to her in graphic detail.
The man froze for a second and then open the door and walked out. His future in\-laws were waiting outside and told him that this was a test of his faithfulness to his future wife.
The man told his friend that the moral of the story was to keep your condoms in your car.
Quasimodo applies for a job at Notre Dame...
...with his younger brother, Semimodo. They meet the Prelate high up in the bell tower.
The Prelate says "why should I hire you Quasimodo?"
He replies "because I can ring the bell better than anyone! And using only my face!"
"Show me," says the Prelate, whereupon Quasimodo enthusiastically slams his face into the bell,which swings violently away. A moment later, it swings back, whacking him in the chest and out of the bell tower. He falls to his death.
"Well," says the Prelate to Semimodo. "Can you do better?"
"Of course!" is the reply and Semimodo pulls the bell rope as hard as he can with both hands. This time the bell swings even wider and on returning catches him square in the shoulder, sending him out of the bell tower and plummeting to his death.
Down below, two nuns come across the bodies.
"Who is this?" asks one, pointing at Quasimodo.
"I'm not sure, " the other sister replies, "but his face rings a bell."
"What about this other one?" she asks, pointing at Semimodo.
"I don't know either, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
A young Russian hockey star comes to America...
After joining a team in the NHL, he quickly establishes himself as a prodigy, and leads them to the Stanley cup in his first year.
He calls his mother to tell her the good news, but she replies; "Don't call here anymore, you're no son of mine."
"But mother, I'm a star, the people in town love me!"
She replies; "Alright, mister star, let me tell YOU something. Last week, your younger brother got jumped by hoodlums just walking home from school. Yesterday, your sister got assaulted right in our front yard. And there's gunshots all around us every night."
She sighs and says "I'll never forgive you for moving us to Detroit."
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"