The Best 16 Younger Sister Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Younger Sister jokes. There are some younger sister jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these younger sister puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Younger Sister Jokes and Puns

"Dad, i'm a lesbian."

Confesses the daughter.

Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."

"Goddammit" Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"

"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.

I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.

I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."

Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"

I was at my GF's house hanging with her and her smoking hot younger sister

My girlfriend leaves the room leaving me alone with her sister. She's been gone for a while when her sister climbs up on top of me and says "we should have sex right this second, any way you want it, before my sister gets back". I immediately throw her off and start walking out. My girlfriend is waiting outside the room and kisses me, saying I won her trust.

Lesson learned: always keep condom in the car

My GF asked me if I could ever love another girl. I told her actually I would, and she looks just like her but younger... She smiled and said "Will she call me mommy??"

"Well, I don't know Kate, does your sister call you Mommy?"

So my younger sister walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex

"Uhh that's gross, what are you doing?" she asked

I answered: "Don't worry it's only natural, I bet you'll be doing it soon as well"

"Really? Why?"

"Because my girlfriend gets tired awfully quick."

When I was younger, my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad.

I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.

My mum asked me to hand out invitations for my younger sister's surprise party...

...That's when I realised she's the favourite twin.

A girl asks her father how she got her name

The man replies, "well, Daisy, when you were born a daisy pedal fell off the flower and onto your head, just as a rose pedal did with your sister, Rose." Then her younger sister came running in Laughing and screaming uncontrollable, to which the father shouted, "stop it Cinderblock!"

My sister was getting curious...

My younger sister asked my dad: "What does the phrase 'the birds and the bees' mean?"

My dad replied, "Well, they have the same relationship that trees and flowers have."

"What is that supposed to mean?" my sister exclaimed, to which my dad replied:

"They both beat around the bush."

Applied pressure

Doctor: You're going to feel a bit of pressure, OK?

Patient: Ok

Doctor: Your younger sister is the founder of CEO of a multi-million dollar company and owns a house while you work as a cashier at McDonalds and live with your parents

You can explore younger sister reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean younger sister dad jokes. There are also younger sister puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A newly released document from the CIA reveals that except his sister - Maja Einstein, Albert Einstein had a younger brother from another father.

His name was revealed to be Barrett Zweistein.

So, I asked my younger sister if she knew what bleach was.

"The drink?"

After a lifetime wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

Yes, you were, son" his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back".

I once was hiking with my younger sister, after 10 kilometers she stops and says: I can't feel my legs anymore.

So I said: So we can continue since you don't feel anything bad?

I was having a steamy sex with my wife's younger sister.

When she suddenly walked into our activity and said, "You people disgust me."

I said, "We never discussed you at all."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the younger sister jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working younger sister piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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