The Best 70 Younger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Younger jokes. There are some younger sister jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these younger older man younger woman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Younger Jokes and Puns

I never understood school shooting jokes

I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen.

I was touched.

So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

Younger joke, So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body.

Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.


My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger

Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived.

A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex.

The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."

Younger joke, A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex.

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."

his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"

"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."

his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"

"shut up cinder block"

"Dad, i'm a lesbian."

Confesses the daughter.

Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."

"Goddammit" Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"

"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.

Put all your disgusting jokes here.

Heres one: Jimmy is playing in his room when a wormhole opens up and Jimmy 30 years from now gets out.

Younger Jimmy says,' Wow! What do I become when I grow up?'

'A pedophile' Older Jimmy says as he locks the door.

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

You can explore younger youngest reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean younger age dad jokes. There are also younger puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


So my younger sister walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex

"Uhh that's gross, what are you doing?" she asked

I answered: "Don't worry it's only natural, I bet you'll be doing it soon as well"

"Really? Why?"

"Because my girlfriend gets tired awfully quick."

My grandfather had a stroke this week..

He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself.

A young priest asked his bishop, May I smoke while praying? ...

The answer was an emphatic No!

Later, when he sees an older priest puffing on a cigarette while praying, the younger priest scolded him, You shouldn't be smoking while praying! I asked the bishop, and he said I couldn't do it!

That's odd, the old priest replied. I asked the bishop if I could pray while I'm smoking, and he told me that it was okay to pray at any time!

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint.

If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?

Younger joke, When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint.

The Wisdom of an Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive.

I think I should aim for a younger crowd.

So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny

I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.


I was at my GF's house hanging with her and her smoking hot younger sister

My girlfriend leaves the room leaving me alone with her sister. She's been gone for a while when her sister climbs up on top of me and says "we should have sex right this second, any way you want it, before my sister gets back". I immediately throw her off and start walking out. My girlfriend is waiting outside the room and kisses me, saying I won her trust.

Lesson learned: always keep condom in the car

When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President.

Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it.

When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born.

(Source: sickipedia)

When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called

Defendant.

When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag,

So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops

Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.

- When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.
- We will do that for you, said one of the younger men. But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?

When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend

And it was so cold in that cemetery!

What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt?

Her belly button.

I remember my mum tucking me in when I was younger

in hindsight she made it pretty obvious she wanted a girl.

My taste in women is much like my taste in wine

Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.

When I was younger I thought drugs were going to be a much bigger problem.

Now I'm older, they seem like the only solution.

When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body

Then I was born

I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.

I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.

Watson walks in on Sherlock in bed with a girl much younger than himself.

As she hastily covers herself and leaves the room Watson looks at her and says

"Jesus, is she in highschool?"

To which Sherlock replies "Elementary, dear Watson!"

A man goes in a bar every day, sits alone and orders 3 beers.

After a while the barteder asks him:" Why do you come here every day and order 3 beer?". A man replies:" Well, I have 2 brothers and when we were younger, we agreed that no matter where we ended up. We would drink a beer for each of us.". This continued for some time, but one day man came in a bar and ordered 2 beers. Everybody was shocked, then somebody asked:" Whats wrong did one of your brothers die?". A man replied:" No, I just stopped drinking."

I remember when I was younger lying there in bed waiting for Santa to come..

I also remember the awkward silence while waiting for him to get dressed and leave.

When I was younger I used to sell home security alarms door to door.

I was always selling the most security alarms out of anyone else I worked with. "What's your secret?". If I went to call on a house and nobody was home, then I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."

Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"

My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs.

......an Audi Q7 & his own house by the age of 20.

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of abuse I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

My friend was bragging in a bar about having an orgy at school when he was younger.

It would have been pretty cool, but we knew he was homeschooled.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

My brother didnt like the school shooting jokes I was making

I think I should aim for a younger audience.

When i was younger i had a invisible Japanese friend...

***as i grew up i just realised it was just my imagine-asian***

When I was younger, my mother always used to tuck me in.

I think she secretly wanted a girl

When I was younger I asked my mom if I was adopted

She said "not yet"

I never get any of the school shooting jokes

they must be aimed at a younger audience

I never got school shooter jokes

Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

When I was younger, I had a horrible condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day.

I'm lucky my older brother told me about it, really.

My GF asked me if I could ever love another girl. I told her actually I would, and she looks just like her but younger... She smiled and said "Will she call me mommy??"

"Well, I don't know Kate, does your sister call you Mommy?"

I usually dont get school shooting jokes.

Typically they are aimed at a younger audience.

3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.

First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.

The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to poop with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.

Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I crap till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.

A man met a woman at a bar and she invited him home

Once there, they head straight to her bedroom. The guy sees her shelves are covered with stuffed animals. It seems a little weird, but he thinks maybe she didn't get many of them when she was younger, and now she's making up for it. Regardless, they jump in bed together.

After sex, the guy says "That was amazing. How was it for you?"

She replies "You may have anything from the bottom shelf."

I was named after my older brother.

And before my younger brother.

I was named after my older brother.

I was also named before my younger brother.

My parents named me after my older brother.

And before my younger brother.

My parents raised me as an only child...

...which really annoyed my younger brother.

Two nuns are riding their bikes back home.

They decided to take a different way home. After they get back the younger nun looks at the older num and says, "I've never come that way before."

The older nun replies, "Oh, it's the cobblestones."

The old man is told by the Genie that he will grant him one wish.

The old man is told by the Genie that he will grant him one wish.


The man says I wish for a wife 30 years younger!


So the genie made him 90.

When I was younger I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma!

Unfortunately, no one at the funeral was impressed

Paul was having dinner with his family when suddenly his elder daughter rose from the chair and said, "I have a confession to make.I'm a lesbian ."

Paul smiles and says, "Congratulations. I will still love you nonetheless."

Suddenly his younger daughter says ," Dad, I'm a lesbian too."

Paul begrudgingly exclaims , " Does nobody in this family likes dicks?"

His son says,"I do."

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Hey, remember how we used to finish each other's sentences when we were younger?

Well I'm in prison now and I really need a favour

Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?

Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?

Sudden Lee.

I Introduced my 20 years younger gf to my family and everyone hated her...

Maybe my wifes birthdayparty was not the right time afterall

What do you get when you cross a gladiatorial-style tournament with children?

The Younger Games

An older woman who dates younger men is called a cougar. What do you call an older man who dates younger women?

Rich.

A girl was cleaning the toilet with her younger brother.

Then their mom walked in and yelled, "Get his head out of there!"

Matthew McConaughey has a younger brother who works as a court clerk.

Everybody knows him for his signature phrase:'All rise, all rise, all rise'.

A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.

One day the famer brings a third bull into the field. The new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately starts mating with cow after cow.

When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof.

"Don't bother competing with that guy," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd laugh at you."

"I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."

Two brothers are fighting…

… in front of their mother and it starts to turn violent. The mother tries to intervene and stop the fight. The younger brother who is taking the brunt of the hits gets frustrated that he couldn't get as many punches his brother landed says, Step aside bitch . The elder brother hearing this gets angry and kicks him and says, How dare you call Mom a bitch, you son of a bitch!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the younger brother jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working younger woman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes