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Looking for funny jokes about younger siblings, friends, or significant others? From quips about being the youngest to zingers about mischievous little brothers and sisters, this collection of jokes about younger people is sure to leave you laughing.

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Short younger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The younger humour may include short smaller jokes also.

  1. When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen. I was touched.
  2. A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
  3. When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.
  4. I got Botox and I asked the doctor how many years younger will this make me look? He said zero. You'll just look like the other girls your age who also got botox.
  5. Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them? In the bookstore, under "fiction".
  6. I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.
  7. When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops
  8. When I was younger,I used to love making sandcastles with my grandmother Until my mom started hiding the urn
  9. I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.
  10. A girl was cleaning the toilet with her younger brother. Then their mom walked in and yelled, "Get his head out of there!"

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Younger One Liners

Which younger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with younger? I can suggest the ones about youngest and healthier.

  1. I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...
  2. My parents named me after my older brother. And before my younger brother.
  3. I was named after my older brother. And before my younger brother.
  4. I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
  5. I never get any of the school shooting jokes they must be aimed at a younger audience
  6. I never got school shooter jokes Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.
  7. When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body Then I was born
  8. When I was younger I asked my mom if I was adopted She said "not yet"
  9. I usually dont get school shooting jokes. Typically they are aimed at a younger audience.
  10. I was named after my older brother. I was also named before my younger brother.
  11. My parents raised me as an only child... ...which really annoyed my younger brother.
  12. A sister got a PS5 for her younger brother on Rakhi.
    Best trade ever!
  13. What was Stephen Hawking when he was younger? Stephen Walking
  14. I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger
  15. I don't get all these school shooting jokes They must be aimed at a younger audience

Younger Brother Jokes

Here is a list of funny younger brother jokes and even better younger brother puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs. ......an audi Q7 & his own house by the age of 20.
  • When I was younger, I had a horrible condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day. I'm lucky my older brother told me about it, really.
  • My brother didnt like the school shooting jokes I was making I think I should aim for a younger audience.
  • Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!
  • My mom didn't vaccinate my younger brother... It's alright though, always wanted to be an only child.
  • Playing with my younger brother So, I was tickling my little brother's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
    Something about "Waiting until he's born".
  • Painfully bad joke my younger brother told me. What do you call an expert on marine life? An aFISHionado.
  • Matthew McConaughey has a younger brother who works as a court clerk. Everybody knows him for his signature phrase:'All rise, all rise, all rise'.
  • I got yelled at this morning by my mother for tickling my younger brother's foot... Something about at least waiting till he's born.
  • Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother? Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?
    Sudden Lee.

Younger Sister Jokes

Here is a list of funny younger sister jokes and even better younger sister puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When I was younger, my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad. I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.
  • My mum asked me to hand out invitations for my younger sister's surprise party... ...That's when I realised she's the favourite twin.
  • A newly released document from the CIA reveals that except his sister - Maja Einstein, Albert Einstein had a younger brother from another father. His name was revealed to be Barrett Zweistein.
  • So, I asked my younger sister if she knew what bleach was. "The drink?"
  • I once was hiking with my younger sister, after 10 kilometers she stops and says: I can't feel my legs anymore. So I said: So we can continue since you don't feel anything bad?
  • My much younger sister is finally getting as tall as me. What I like to call fun size.
  • I was having a s**... s**... with my wife's younger sister. When she suddenly walked into our activity and said, "You people disgust me."
    I said, "We never discussed you at all."
Younger joke, I was having a s**... s**... with my wife's younger sister.

Younger Girlfriend Jokes

Here is a list of funny younger girlfriend jokes and even better younger girlfriend puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My girlfriend love compliments... I've just told her she has the confidence of a much younger more attractive woman...
    She's now not speaking to me, just grinding her teeth... Not a good sign!

Older Man Younger Woman Jokes

Here is a list of funny older man younger woman jokes and even better older man younger woman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • An older woman who dates younger men is called a cougar. What do you call an older man who dates younger women? Rich.
  • If an older woman who goes after a younger man is called a cougar, what is an older man going after a younger girl called? A Tyga

Younger Sibling Jokes

Here is a list of funny younger sibling jokes and even better younger sibling puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My parents refuse to let my younger siblings to get shots What's so wrong with underage drinking anyways
  • Did your mom stop making jokes? Or do you have younger siblings?
  • My parents' motto is "Try and try until you succeed", and as the Firstborn, I don't get it. and so does my 25 younger siblings.
  • What's the difference between a younger sibling and a maid? A maid gets paid for her slavery
Younger joke, What's the difference between a younger sibling and a maid?

Humorous Younger Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about younger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean older jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make younger pranks.

Two nuns go on a bike ride through town...

As they ride through an alley, the younger nun turns to the elder and says, "I've never come this way before!"
The elder nun replies, "That's because it's cobblestones, dear."
ba-dum CHING. My granny told me that one this weekend.

So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

I was Jesus last time!

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a s**... count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Men are greedy b**....

A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." says the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
The husband says, "Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful b**... should remember - fairies are female.

Chinese

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my house so it must be one of them. It's either my mum, my dad, my older brother Steve or my younger brother Lao Huan. My money's on Steve.

A girl asks her father how she got her name

The man replies, "well, Daisy, when you were born a daisy pedal fell off the flower and onto your head, just as a rose pedal did with your sister, Rose." Then her younger sister came running in Laughing and screaming uncontrollable, to which the father shouted, "stop it Cinderblock!"

On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: "How much does Canada cost?"

Nothing. It's a free country.

My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger

Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived.

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."
his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"
"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."
his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"
"shut up cinder block"

"Dad, i'm a lesbian."

Confesses the daughter.
Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."
"g**..." Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"
"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

Sandwich making

Two brothers shared a bedroom, bunk beds. The older brother had the top bunk. He wanted to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He tells his girlfriend if she wants it faster say lettuce, harder say tomato.
The younger brother wakes up hearing, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, tomato." He yells up to his older brother and says, "I know you guys are making sandwiches up there but can you stop dropping the mayo!"

So my younger sister walked in on me and my girlfriend having s**...

"Uhh that's g**..., what are you doing?" she asked
I answered: "Don't worry it's only natural, I bet you'll be doing it soon as well"
"Really? Why?"
"Because my girlfriend gets tired awfully quick."

My grandfather had a s**... this week..

He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself.

A young priest asked his bishop, May I smoke while praying? ...

The answer was an emphatic No!
Later, when he sees an older priest puffing on a cigarette while praying, the younger priest scolded him, You shouldn't be smoking while praying! I asked the bishop, and he said I couldn't do it!
That's odd, the old priest replied. I asked the bishop if I could pray while I'm smoking, and he told me that it was okay to pray at any time!

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint.

If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?

The Wisdom of an Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

"You da bomb" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger.

But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS.

Three old men

Three old men are golfing. One of them complains,
"Ya know, the hills these days are getting steeper and steeper"
His buddy one chimes in:
"Yep, and the clubs are getting heavier. They were way lighter when we were younger"
The third old man patiently listening finally says,
"Oh quit whining you two, at least we're on the right side of the grass."

So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny

I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.

I was at my GF's house hanging with her and her smoking hot younger sister

My girlfriend leaves the room leaving me alone with her sister. She's been gone for a while when her sister climbs up on top of me and says "we should have s**... right this second, any way you want it, before my sister gets back". I immediately throw her off and start walking out. My girlfriend is waiting outside the room and kisses me, saying I won her trust.
Lesson learned: always keep c**... in the car

When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President.

Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it.

Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home...

You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you.

When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born.
(Source: sickipedia)

When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called

Defendant.

Urologist told me a joke during my vasectomy...

So during my vasectomy it was just me and the younger female doctor in the room. She was talking with me to distract me and said you want to hear a good vasectomy joke? Of course I said yes, not knowing it was going to go this way.
If a Bluebird has blue babies, a blackbird has black babies, a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
A s**...!

I`m not getting any younger so.....

I decided to get in shape by going to the local gym. I said to the trainer "Which machine should I use for best results in attracting women." He said "There`s one outside never fails, it`s called an ATM."

Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.

- When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.
- We will do that for you, said one of the younger men. But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?

So, I hope that when President Trump gets tired of us

he'll leave us for some younger, more attractive, East European country. Hopefully in a year or so

When I was younger, I was afraid of the dark.

Now I see the electric bills, and became afraid of the light.

When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend

And it was so cold in that cemetery!

What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt?

Her belly button.

My dad used to say, girls are like cars...

The younger, the better! But then again, he's in jail...

A couple was walking on a beach when one tripped over a bottle and a genie came out.

You can each have one wish, said the genie. The wife made her wish first I would like to travel around the world, with my husband, .
Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world. Now it was the husbands turn, Well said the husband, with a naughty look on his face I wish I can have a younger companion, .
The words were barely out of his mouth when p**..., he aged 20 years!

I remember my mum tucking me in when I was younger

in hindsight she made it pretty obvious she wanted a girl.

My taste in women is much like my taste in wine

Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.

When I was younger I thought drugs were going to be a much bigger problem.

Now I'm older, they seem like the only solution.

An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...

He was in denial.

I finally found a machine at the gym that lets older guys date younger women who come to work out!

They just installed an ATM in the lobby.

Watson walks in on Sherlock in bed with a girl much younger than himself.

As she hastily covers herself and leaves the room Watson looks at her and says
"Jesus, is she in highschool?"
To which Sherlock replies "Elementary, dear Watson!"

A man goes in a bar every day, sits alone and orders 3 beers.

After a while the barteder asks him:" Why do you come here every day and order 3 beer?". A man replies:" Well, I have 2 brothers and when we were younger, we agreed that no matter where we ended up. We would drink a beer for each of us.". This continued for some time, but one day man came in a bar and ordered 2 beers. Everybody was shocked, then somebody asked:" Whats wrong did one of your brothers die?". A man replied:" No, I just stopped drinking."

I remember when I was younger lying there in bed waiting for Santa to come..

I also remember the awkward silence while waiting for him to get dressed and leave.

When I was younger I used to sell home security alarms door to door.

I was always selling the most security alarms out of anyone else I worked with. "What's your secret?". If I went to call on a house and nobody was home, then I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of a**... I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER
It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

My friend was bragging in a bar about having an o**... at school when he was younger.

It would have been pretty cool, but we knew he was homeschooled.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, h**...-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

When i was younger i had a invisible Japanese friend...

***as i grew up i just realised it was just my imagine-asian***

When I was younger my parents used to play hide and seek with me.

It's been 30 years and I still haven't found my dad.

When I was younger, my mother always used to tuck me in.

I think she secretly wanted a girl

When I was younger, I owned a dog named curiosity.

I also owned a cat but, you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat

I recently went on holiday to Europe after studying languages when I was younger...

It's turns out my German has gone from Bath to Sausage

My GF asked me if I could ever love another girl. I told her actually I would, and she looks just like her but younger... She smiled and said "Will she call me mommy??"

"Well, I don't know Kate, does your sister call you Mommy?"

3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.

First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.
The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to p**... with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.
Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I c**... till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.

A man met a woman at a bar and she invited him home

Once there, they head straight to her bedroom. The guy sees her shelves are covered with stuffed animals. It seems a little weird, but he thinks maybe she didn't get many of them when she was younger, and now she's making up for it. Regardless, they jump in bed together.
After s**..., the guy says "That was amazing. How was it for you?"
She replies "You may have anything from the bottom shelf."

When I was younger I couldn't afford a house.

But after years of hard labour and pain, I still can't. But my boss has five.

Younger joke, When I was younger I couldn't afford a house.

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