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85 younge jokes and hilarious younge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about younge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Younge Short Jokes

Short younge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The younge humour may include short older jokes also.

  1. A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
  2. Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this nfl draft thing.
  3. Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook. He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"
    I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.
  4. A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying "ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"
    Oh boy am I excited, but what does "ternative" mean?
  5. How to find out if you're old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.
  6. When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
  7. Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and game until You realize you're a healthy young man
  8. Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.
  9. A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
    Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
  10. A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That is true in every country, son."

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Younge One Liners

Which younge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with younge? I can suggest the ones about grandchild and born.

  1. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
  2. When I was young, I was poor. After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
  3. As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl.
  4. An airplane yells at his rebellious son... .. "Watch that altitude, young man"
  5. When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank.. We were too poor for a dog.
  6. My mom used to tuck me in when I was young She wanted a daughter so bad
  7. When I was young I was poor, but after decades of hard work I'm no longer young.
  8. What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated
  9. Young Macdonald had a toy... GI GI Joe
  10. When I was young, I was very poor. After years of struggle, I'm no longer young.
  11. Dad, are you having a crush on a young popular actress? Am I what, son?
  12. When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer.
  13. Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born.
  14. When I was young I was poor after years of hard work I'm no longer young
  15. Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Younge joke, Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Entertaining Younge Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about younge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brother jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make younge pranks.

When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen.

I was touched.

When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body.

Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.

My younger brother told me this. Why don't c**... give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex.

The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."

When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts

I ate a Brownie.

When I was younger, my mom would always get me to finish my food, just by saying "A trains coming. A trains coming''

When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard

....But eventually it started to grow on me.

My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards.

What's worse than being a b**...-half?
Being a b**...-whole!

"When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian," said Dane Cook.

"Nobody's laughing now!"

So my younger sister walked in on me and my girlfriend having s**...

"Uhh that's g**..., what are you doing?" she asked
I answered: "Don't worry it's only natural, I bet you'll be doing it soon as well"
"Really? Why?"
"Because my girlfriend gets tired awfully quick."

The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner

She got the cold shoulder

When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint.

If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?

When I was younger I used to think I was a God.

Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings.

When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President.

Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it.

When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born.
(Source: sickipedia)

When i was younger i had part of my colon removed

Now i only have a semicolon

I`m not getting any younger so.....

I decided to get in shape by going to the local gym. I said to the trainer "Which machine should I use for best results in attracting women." He said "There`s one outside never fails, it`s called an ATM."

As a younger man, I used to think women were only good for one thing...

As I've gotten older I've realized......I'm better at doing that myself too.

When I was younger, I was afraid of the dark.

Now I see the electric bills, and became afraid of the light.

When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend

And it was so cold in that cemetery!

When I was younger my father was a math professor...

One day I asked him what the average professor was like. He replied, "there is no average professors, but I know a lot of mean ones!"

When I was younger, I really wanted a skateboard

but my parents couldn't afford one; so one morning, I woke up early and went to the garage, I got some wood and some nails… and beat my parents to death.
My foster parents bought me 5 skateboards.

When I was younger...

When I was younger my mother used to feed me by putting food on a spoon, and telling me "the train's coming". I'd always eat it, because if I didn't she wouldn't untie me from the track.

When I was younger I thought that being lesbian and vegetarian was the same thing

Turns out I was right.
They both lack meat.

When I was younger I used to want to be a gynecologist...

But then I looked into it.

When I was younger, I consumed a lot of Liquor

Well, not really. It was liquorice though.

When I was younger, I used to date a midget.

I was nuts over her

When I was younger I thought drugs were going to be a much bigger problem.

Now I'm older, they seem like the only solution.

When I was younger I thought I had schizophrenia...

I guess it was all in my head

A younger woman receives a dozen red roses. . .

A much older woman and a much younger woman are sitting on the front porch when all of a sudden the younger woman looked up and saw her husband coming towards her with a dozen red roses. Disgusted, she said to her friend, "Well it looks like I'll be up all night long with my legs up in the air." Confused, the elderly woman ask, "What's a matter? Ain't you got a vase?"

When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body

Then I was born

When I was younger, my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad.

I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.

When I was younger I used to sell home security alarms door to door.

I was always selling the most security alarms out of anyone else I worked with. "What's your secret?". If I went to call on a house and nobody was home, then I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

When I was younger my mom used to tell me...

"The sky is the limit."
But that really upset me because I wanted to be an astronaut.

When I was younger, everyone used to say they thought my Dad was a bit weird.

But they were wrong, he was a wonderful father and a great kisser.

My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs.

......an Audi Q7 & his own house by the age of 20.

When I was younger, I was dead-set on being buried when I die.

But now, I'm warming up to the idea of being cremated.

When I was younger a bully used to take my money...

He still does, but now he asks if I want fries with my order.

When I was younger I used to have these little plastic cut outs for drawing around.

I'd do them all the time, almost compulsively, but there would always be more. I'd spend hours and never run out. Then I realised, I'd never be done, I'd never accomplish anything because there would always be more and long after I stopped or died they'd be there.
Anyway that's the story of my first extra stencil crisis.

When I was younger, I had an imaginary friend. I'd talk to him and he could hear me and he could grant me wishes and stuff too

Then I grew up and stopped going to church.

When I was younger I used to sneak out of home to go parties.

Now I sneak out of parties to go home

When I Was Younger...

I was made to walk the plank
My family couldn't afford a dog.

As the youngest kid I often got beat by the two oldest.

Mom and Dad.

When i was younger i had a invisible Japanese friend...

***as i grew up i just realised it was just my imagine-asian***

When I was younger my parents used to play hide and seek with me.

It's been 30 years and I still haven't found my dad.

My younger son asked my wife a rather interesting question...

Son: "Mom, am I the only one you gave birth to?"
Mom: "Yes, dear. You are the only one I gave birth to you.
......The others were at least a seven or an eight."

When I was younger, my mother always used to tuck me in.

I think she secretly wanted a girl

When I was younger, I owned a dog named curiosity.

I also owned a cat but, you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat

When I was younger I couldn't wrap my head around infinite sums

But now it all adds up

When I was younger I asked my mom if I was adopted

She said "not yet"

When I was younger, I used to hate eating mushrooms, but now I think they're growing on me...

...and I can't get them off

When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body.

Then I was born.

When I was younger I'd always get upset when my dad told me to eat veggies, but now I miss veggies

He's was the nicest dog ever.

When I was younger, I had a horrible condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day.

I'm lucky my older brother told me about it, really.

When I was younger I couldn't afford a house.

But after years of hard labour and pain, I still can't. But my boss has five.

When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal?

Cheerios!
I told this to joke to a British person.
They were a little tea'd off.

When I was younger I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma!

Unfortunately, no one at the f**... was impressed

When I was younger, I promised myself that I wouldn't become one of those people who starves for attention and tries to get everyone to look at them but

Look at me now!

When I was younger I went to see a child psychologist

But he was s**...; he was only 7.

When I was younger, I didn't want to imagine my parents having s**......

So I'd watch them while hiding in their bedroom closet.

In my younger days, if I had to use the bathroom I could just hold it in.

Nowadays, Depend's

When I was younger, I was told my Prime would come at around 26 or 27 years old.

They lied though, I'm 28 and still can't afford my own account.

When I was younger,

when I was younger, a lot younger, I used to think that vasectomies and circumcisions were the same thing. Now I know there's a vas deferens

When I was younger one of my favorite jokes to tell was about a 4,000 lb. elephant. I tried to convert it to metric to share with the rest of the world.

But, it never got a laugh. Just these looks of mass confusion.

When I was younger, I used to shave my privates with a cut t**... razor.

I don't have the b**... to do it anymore

My youngest said he was going to go out on a limb,

and I asked him if it would be an arm or a leg.

When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly.

I didn't mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.

Why was the violinist's younger brother envious of him?

Because he was always second fiddle

When I was younger,I used to love making sandcastles with my grandmother

Until my mom started hiding the urn

When I was younger I had a job pretending to be a statue

I held that position for some time

Younge joke, When I was younger I had a job pretending to be a statue