Young Boys Jokes
61 young boys jokes and hilarious young boys puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about young boys that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Young Boys Short Jokes
Short young boys jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The young boys humour may include short three young boys jokes also.
- A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying "ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"
Oh boy am I excited, but what does "ternative" mean? - A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks "Papa, could I please have 5 rubles"
Papa is surprised and asks "20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?" - [Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is "I'll be 6 soon!"
"Nope" - A young jewish boy asks his father for $50 His father replies: "$40? what do you need $30 for?"
- This bloke said to me This bloke said to me, "Tim, as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?" I said, "Let me make one thing absolutely clear. My mother was never a young boy."
- A young boy asked his dad why does Santa only visit once a year? The dad replied because he's in jail the rest of the year for breaking and entering .
- Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes porsche cars.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: You're welcomed, young boy. - This is my all time favorite joke Old man: I love my job
Young boy: all you do is round up sheep
Old man: what did you say to me?
Young boy: you herd - A friend asked me "As a young boy, was your mother very strict?" I said "Let's get one thing straight, my mother was *never* a young boy."
- A young girl asked her mother "mom, when you had me did you want a boy or a girl? The mother responded "I wanted a backrub".
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Young Boys One Liners
Which young boys one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with young boys? I can suggest the ones about teenage boys and little boy.
- As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl.
- Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born.
- A young boy asked me how come he was an orphan. I said the reason was not apparent.
- What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior
- A young was boy learning to count and said the wrong number He didn't mean two
- Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face
- What did the young boy shout in the church while pointing finger guns? pew pew pew
- When i was a young boy my mom would always tuck me in, She really wanted a daughter.
- A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist.
- Why did Michael Jackson shop at Walmart? Young boys pants were always half off.
- What do Michael Bay and a priest offer a young boy? Hollywood and Holy wood respectively.
- What's the Catholic Church's favourite soccer team? BSC Young Boys
- What's the easiest place to get a job as a young boy? The Catholic Church!
- Why did Kevin Spacey cross the road? To prey on vulnerable young boys.
- What's the Pope's favourite football team? Young Boys.
Cheeky Young Boys Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about young boys you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby boy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make young boys pranks.
Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either"
Two young boys go to a store
They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."
Three young boys are exploring the woods near a river
One of the boys is crouched behind a rock and is looking at something.
He calls the other two over to look with him.
In the river is a beautiful n**... woman bathing.
One of the boys immediately starts running in the other direction screaming.
What's wrong? Says one boy.
My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... woman I would turn to stone! He says And something's already turning hard!
What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?
A rook moves in straight lines and a bishop has s**... with young boys.
Pain.
Two young boys are waiting for their
surgery…
What operation are you having done?
Getting my tonsils out, what about you?
Circumcision
Oh that's bad, I had that done when I was born
and I couldn't walk for a year
After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor's boy,
the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother. It's only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age, the neighbor said. Sexuality?! the mother yelled. He took out her appendix!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter...
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight." the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for our brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He cant do either one."
Two young boys are seated at the back of the congregation at a m**... temple wedding...
Two young boys are seated at the back of the congregation at a m**... temple wedding when one of them leans over and asks the other:
I'm confused, how many wives are we allowed to have?
His companion mulls it over, Sixteen… I think. *Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.*
A Jewish guy, a Catholic guy and a m**... are having dinner together...
...and they are bragging about their families.
"My wife and I have 4 strapping young boys" says the Jewish man. "If we have one more, we would have our own basketball team."
"Well, good for you" says the Catholic. "But we have 10 healthy sons. If we would have one more we would have our own football team."
"That's nothing" says the m**.... "I have 17 wives. If I have one more I would have my own golf course."
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.
The younger boy began praying at the top of his voice. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE!"
the older brother leaned over and nudged his younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
"No, but Grandma is!" the little brother replied
Two young boys are walking through the woods.
Soon, they spot a n**... woman standing near a tree. One of the boys ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction. When the other boy caught up to him, they stopped and he asked him why he ran. The boy replied: my mother told me that if I look at a n**... woman, I will turn to stone...and I already felt something was getting hard.
A man is in diner with his two young boys...
The waitress comes to the table to take their order. The man says, "I'll have the chicken fried steak."
She jots that down and asks the oldest boy "What would you like, sweetie?"
The boys answers, "I'll have a g**... cheeseburger."
The father angrily backhands the boy.
The waitress asks the other boy, "What would you like, hon?"
The boy says, "Well... I don't know. But you can bet your sweet a**... I ain't gonna have a g**... cheeseburger!"
Why did Kevin Spacey go to Mars?
To m**... more young boys
Love sickness
Love sickness has been known throughout history to affect young boys and girls. These days, love sickness is just known as hepatitis.
*Tried my best to rework a comment my professor made into joke format, kind of rambling but you get the idea*
Two young boys went to a bread store...
Two young boys went to a bread store. One boy asks the pretty clerk if he could get some raisin bread, she climbs up a ladder to grab the boy a loaf of raisin bread. While she's up on the ladder, the boy notices that the clerk wasn't wearing underwear. The boy whispers and points this out to the other boy. While up on the ladder the clerk asks the other boy if his is raisin too. To which he says, No Ma'am, mine's just quivering.
[Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common?
Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
What do Kevin Spacey and Santa Claus have in common?
They both like to empty their sacks for young boys.
(I know it's an old MJ joke)
What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?
'Let us prey.'
I am forming a new punk band!
We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
Search for us on google!
A priest passed near a young boys gang that were hanging out next to the church.
He went close to them and asked them: "What are you boys doing there?"
"Not much, Father. We are playing a game in which however says the biggest lie about his s**... life, wins!"
"Oh, boys!" surprised said the priest. "When I was your age I wasn’t even thinking about s**...!"
And the boys unanimously: "You won, Father!"
What's a cougar's favorite soccer team?
Young Boys.
3 young boys walk into a room full of Catholic Priests....
They tell the boys to leave because it was a private meeting
Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a p**..., but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
When you fall off a tree.
Two young boys were climbing a tree. One let go and hit the ground. The other asked why he fell. The boy on the ground answered,"I've ripened."
Three priests and three young boys are on a boat on the ocean. The boat starts to sink and first priest says, "Save the boys!" The second priest says, "F*c**... the boys!" The third priest says, "Do you think we have time?!"
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day
They picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
If you're a Manchester United fan
You can now justify searching for Young Boys online.
I'm turning into a stone...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
What do you call a man that wears a dress, and always has young boys around him?
The two boys and the n**... woman.
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
Two boys were playing by the stream.......
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
He's My Brother!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?
Eight, the boy replied.
The man continued, Do you know what these are used for?
The boy replied, Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of that!"
Woman bathing n**...
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys was lingering over by a bush. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long, so he walked over to the bush, and to his astonishment saw a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden the second boy took off running.
The first boy couldn't understand why his friend ran away so abruptly, so he took off after him. When he finally caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
Two priest walk into bar and disappointed...
there are no young boys there.
Obama went on a run
and fell in a river.
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three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it.
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The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it.
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The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so.
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The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine".
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The young boy replied "well now, sure. but wait until my dad finds out i saved your life."
It's getting hard.....
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long.
The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the steam.
All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend.
Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran. "
Three young boys are walking home from school one day...
when they decide to stop and check out the new neighbors who moved in on their block. They walk over to the tall fence surrounding the yard and the first boy looks through a hole. He finds himself staring at a beautiful, n**..., sunbathing woman. He wildly gestures for the second boy to look, and then the third boy. However, when the third boy looks through the hole, after a few seconds he screams, and runs down the street towards his house. The other two boys look at each other in bewilderment and go home very confused.
The next day, the boys stop by the house in hopes of seeing the same woman, and again find her sunbathing n**.... Yet again, once the third boy looks through the hole he screams and runs down the street. The other two boys are still extremely confused as they walk home.
The following day, they stop by the house again, and lo and behold, the woman is out sunbathing n**... again. When the third boy gets his turn and screams, the other two grab him and prevent him from running off.
The first boy says "Look! Every time you take a look at that lady, you scream and take off! What is wrong with you?!"
The third boy turns and replies "Well...my mom always told me that if I ever looked at a woman n**..., I would turn to stone...and I felt a part of me getting reeeallly hard...."
Another Soviet Joke
In a small town outside Moscow a very proud primary school teacher began the Monday the same was she began every monday: by asking the students what they did to help their fellow comrads in the glorious Soviet Union. She turned to Illya Ivanovich.
"Illya Ivanovich, what did you do today to help the Collective?"
Illya thought a moment and replied, "Well, Katerina Maximovna, I helped an old woman cross the street."
"Wonderful," his teacher replied, "you truly helped your country. And you, Alexander Michaelovich, what did you do this weekend to help the Collective?"
"Well, you see Katerina Maximovna, I was helping Illya to help the old lady cross the street."
"OK. Good work. You certainly helped your nation and your fellow comrads." Katerina then looked at Dimitri Fyodorovich.
"And you, Dimitri Fyodorovich. What did you do this weekend to benefit the Collective?"
Dimitri thought for a moment, and then said, "Katerina Maximovna, you see, I was also helping Alexander and Illya to help the old woman across the street."
Katerina Maximovna paused a moment, and then with a confused look she said, "OK, Dimitri Fyodorovich, it is always good to help others. But I am confused. Why did it take three strong young boys to help one old babushka across the street?"
Dimitri thought for a moment and answered, "Well, you see, she didn't want to cross."
Why isn't The Vatican competing in EUFA 2012?
Because all of their young boys were busy.
What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?
Nittany Lions
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."