Young Adults Jokes
26 young adults jokes and hilarious young adults puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about young adults that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Young Adults Short Jokes
Short young adults jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The young adults humour may include short teens jokes also.
- Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker? Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
- State of the world right now! Young People have Energy and Time...But No Money
Adults have Energy and Money...But No Time
Old People have Time and Money... But No Energy - Adult grain: what do you want to be when you grow up? Young grain: BEER!
AG: Ok, but remember to keep your feet on the ground
*years later*
Loaf of bread: I had dreams you know... - When I was young, I wanted to grow up to have no money issues Now that I'm an adult, I have no money *and* issues.
- What do you call it when young adults are so obsessed with their phones that they stop having s**...? Appstinence
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Young Adults One Liners
Which young adults one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with young adults? I can suggest the ones about youth and adulthood.
- Want to know my secret to looking so young? It's the adult acne and insecurities
- What do you call a young adult who's spectacularly good at what they do? Protein.
- Why couldn't the young pirate see the adult movie? Two eyepatches.
Charming Humor Young Adults Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about young adults you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college graduates jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make young adults pranks.
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross country adventure…
So, I headed down to the library with my daughter to see if they had a copy.
The librarian said the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not..
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure...
So I took a trip to the library to see if they
had a copy.
The librarian said that my description rang a
bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Young adult novel
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
A young adult named Bob enters a confessional
Bob: Forgive me father, for I have sined.
Priest: It's pronounced 'sinned', but that's unimportant, what have you done?
Bob: I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle
families
so a young boy was told by one of his friends that if he told adults he knows the whole truth they'll give him stuff. so he went home and told his mom i know the whole truth. the mother responded by saying " take these 20 dollars and shut up", so the next day he said the same thing to his dad his dad said "shut up and take this 50 dollars". so the next day he saw the mail man and said i know the whole truth the mail man said " then come and give your real father a big hug.
There's this new young adult novel
I recently heard about this new young adult novel,
in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure.
So, I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my ten-year-old daughter, and
the librarian said that my description rang a bell,
but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Maybe I'm too old for pillow forts.
On the one hand, I feel young enough to want to build pillow forts, but on the other hand, I'm a grown up now, with my own adult responsibilities and apartment, so I don't have access to my parents' awesome sofa cushions.
The reality of dating....
Young kids use a dating app on their phone.
Older kids use a dating website on their computers.
Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.
Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.
Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....
He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."
Three babies were in the w**... talking amongst themselves about their future
They get on the topic of what they want to be when they are born and grow up.
The first baby says: "when I get older, I want to be a molder of young minds! A teacher is what I'm aiming for."
The second baby says: "when I'm a adult, I want to heal and save people! I'll be a doctor."
The third baby thinks for a second and says: "I want to be a boxer".
The other two babies look at him in confusion and ask why.
"Because when I get out, I want to beat up the bald headed man who keeps spitting on me!"
As a child I was told there's a monster under my bed.
As an adult I went to see a therapist.
"Doc I got issues, man I know it's ridiculous but I think there's a monster under my bed"
"Well young man, you have come to right place give me three months and you'll be right as new"
"What will it cost me doc?"
"Well we will have two session every week for 3 months, and every session will be 50 dollar"
"Phew that's a lot doc, I gotta sleep on that"
"Sure, whatever makes you comfortable"
Six months later I ran into that therapist again and he goes.
"Oh you never came back, how's your ailment"
"Oh it's fine, my japanese friend helped me out for free"
"Oh really what did he do?"
"Well he cut off bed's legs"
"I can bite my eye..."
A young man is sitting with his elderly grandfather:
Young man: Grandpa, tell me more about you. We seldom have time to talk.
Grandfather: Well... I can bite my eye...
Young man: Wha? How?
Grandfather proceeds to remove a glass eye and stick it in his mouth to bite it.
Young man: Nice Grandpa. But really I... (Grandfather interrupts)
Grandfather: I can bite my other eye too.
Young man: But how? I know you aren't blind...
Grandfather pulls out his teeth...
Context: My grandfather recently passed away and this was a joke he would tell. He lost one of his eyes as a young adult and loved to pull his eye out for people. This joke was shared at his wake.
Missing
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello?'
'Is your daddy home?' He asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No.'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' 'Yes'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
'ME.'
A employee didn't show up for work
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialled the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. "ME.!!:)