You The Type Jokes
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- What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
- My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
- In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
- I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
- A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood The nurse asks, what's your blood type?
The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O" - I used to think all black people had boomboxes then I realized that was just a stereo type
- My grandfather died because the medical report said he had Type A blood. Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
- A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran.
- I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women He said the atm outside
- I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like.
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You The Type One Liners
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- What type of doctor treats transgender men? A guynowcologist.
- What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes Ambidextrose
- What is the most dangerous type of canoes? Volcanoes
- What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? White Vans.
- What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
- There are two types of people I hate. 1. Racists
2. The French - If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type.
- My favorite type of bra is algebra.
- The last time I was someone's type. I was donating blood.
- What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF
- Why don't vampire use autocorrect? Because they love Type Os
- What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
- What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd
9damnit!) - There are 2 types of people 1. Those who are worth mentioning
You The Type Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about you the type you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make you the type pranks.
Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"
"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."
What is The Fonz's blood type?
A
There are two types of people in this world.
And I hate them both.
I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out.
It felt good being on the winning side for once.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when...
...his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
Upon hearing this The President says, "Oh my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports.
Just then, Bush looked up and said, "How many is a Brazilian??"
Two Blondes are out on a hike....
....when one looks down and sees some tracks. "Hey look, deer tracks!" she exclaims. The other blond looks over and says, "Those aren't deer tracks! Those are rabbit tracks!" After about 10 minutes of bickering about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo
Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing
I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.
Erections happen all the time
A man is about to get a prostate exam from his doctor. Before the doctor begins, he tells the man "I must tell you, during this type of examination, erections happen all the time. They are very common, and trust me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."
The man seems a little uncomfortable, but the doctor continues, "Now a little less common, is you may get one too."
They told me i had type A blood.
But it was a type O.
What blod type am I?
Type-O
I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics.
He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
My secretary doesn't wear any bra or p**... to work.
But he types really well.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.
If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one...
What type of sandwich would you make?
What blood type do happy people have?
B Positive.
What is h**...'s favorite type of food?
Not Seafood
A man walks into a library...
A man walks into a library and says "Excuse me, miss, but do you have that book for men with small p**...?"
The librarian goes to the computer, types a few things in, and says "I don't think it's in yet."
The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one..."
Which blood type was created by mistake?
Type O.
Two wind turbines...
Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"
Which type of people are the world's fastest readers [DARK HUMOUR]
9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
There are two types of countries,
Those that use the metric system and those that have put a man on the moon.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
What type of fuel do painters prefer?
Whatever makes the van gogh..
-id like to mention, for what its worth, that this is an original joke (as s**... as it is), which i thought of independently. I was and am proud of it. If anyone finds it somewhere else please burst my bubble.
There's two types of people
Those that can deduce facts from incomplete data
Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat
Then I remember they feed off of attention.
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EDUT 2: When I typed edit 1 it had 500 upvotes now im waking up to 29K upvotes thanks eveyone :D
My friend died when he couldn't remember his blood type
He kept saying "be positive", but it's hard without him.
Two Wind turbines are in a field.
One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan"
They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.
Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?
TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O".
I guess you can call it a typo.
I'll never forget my dad's last words...
He needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know his blood type... he kept telling me to "be positive", but it's really hard without him...
SMS
I was on sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it. So I went to check , the sms was from my wife and she wrote "bring the salt on your way back."
A man is rushed to the hospital and is given blood.
When the man gets worse, a nurse goes running to the doctor, saying "We gave him the wrong blood!"
The doctor responds "Ah, must've been a Type-O!"
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD
and found out I have Gary Busey
What's my blod type?
Typo
I invented a new type of car...
Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."
Why do Women and Children evacuate first during any type of disaster
So men can think of solutions in silence
A doctor flirted with me today, she said I was really sweet!
I think she meant I was really sweet, she worded it differently and said you're severely diabetic but I know what she meant. She said I'm type 2 and I told her she's my type too
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor tent
The rabbit says "I might be a type O"
So I did some research...
and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...
Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.
Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming
they were promised a storm...
...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
I'm here all week.
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
It's my cake day humour me.
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers.
As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts to leave the bar.
"Wait!" says the bartender. "You drank so much beer. Wouldn't it be wise to use the bathroom before leaving?"
"Not for me," says the pig. "I'm the type of pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."
A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk in a bar. As they approach the bar, they see a blood donation booth. The rabbit hops to the nurse to be the first to donate. The nurse looks at him and ask: What's your blood group?
The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting be positive , but it's hard without him.
There are two types of people in this world:
Those who can infer from insufficient information,
A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career
He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the job of mirror cleaner.
In his book on the subject, he said that the tai chi like motions of the arms were very relaxing, and the mirror will certainly get dirty again leading to job security.
"I'm as surprised as you are," wrote the vampire. "It was not a job I could see myself doing."
What type of tree does a Satanist get for Christmas?
A Lucy Fir
There are two types of people in this world: One, who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
Two.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to be positive, but it's hard without him.
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison...
Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However poison IV would make you really itchy.
I donate my O- blood as often as allowed, but I don't do it to help others.
The blood donation center is just the only place I can go where I'm everyone's type.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit, What's your blood type?
I'm probably a type-O said the rabbit.
Do y'all have any jokes about shovels?
I really dig those types of jokes.
A priest, a lawyer, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
... and the nurse asks, "what types are you?"
The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O."
What type of earrings does a basketball wear?
Hoops
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type o."
Scientists have discovered a new type of polar bear. It can live in both the North and South poles, is prone to extreme mood swings and has shown interest in other bears of both genders.
It's a bi-polar bipolar bi polar bear
I was lost in a forest, trying to find my way out using a compass.
After 2 hours, I realized I was going in circles.
After 3 hours, I realized I was using the wrong type of compass...