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Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it?
Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
Why does Piglet stink so bad?
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Yo momma stinks so bad.....
She walked into a cemetery and everyone got up and left!
Why are asians bad at golf?
They stink at driving.
An elderly lady goes to the doctor...
DR: Yes madam, how can I help you?
EL: Well Dr, I can't stop f**.... However it's not that bad because they are odorless. In fact, I've f**... 3 times already since walking into your office.
DR: Take one of these pills every day for a week and come back to see me.
One week later...
EL: Dr, what on earth did you do to me? I still f**... as much as before but now they stink terribly.
DR: Ok, now that we have cleared up your nose we can do something about your farts.
The buzzword of this election is "
CHANGE."
Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Just that we need CHANGE!
This brings to mind the following illustration...
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad.
The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.
The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..."
"Change, now get on with it!"
And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
A young couple is on their honeymoon.
The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've got a confession to make."
She says, "So have I, love."
To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
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