The Best 30 You So Stinky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny You So Stinky jokes. There are some you so stinky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these you so stinky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest You So Stinky Jokes and Puns

Once there were three fish who lived in a market.

Their names were Red Fish, Blue Fish, and Green Fish.

One day the Red Fish said to the Blue Fish: "Hey, I think that Green Fish is stinky."

The Blue Fish said: "You're right, that Green Fish is stinky."

And the Green Fish said: "Sorry guys, I farted."

[Slinky] When should you wash a stinky slinky?

During spring cleaning

What do you call a stinky lawyer?

Law and Odor

What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee

A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...

The man said:

"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..

Let's go bowling!"

How do dinosaurs smell?


I remember this from a Monty Python

"My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"

A guy gets to the doctor, farting over and over...

- Hi doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I can't stop farting. Luckily it has no smell!
The doctor looks at him, write down a prescription and say:
- Take this for a week and come back.
So the guy does. And returns still farting to the doctor:
- I took the pills, but I still can't stop farting and now they are really stinky!
The doctor:
- OK. Now that we took care of your nose, let's look into your fart problem.

I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses.

Maybe I'm just uncultured.

Confessions of a newly wed.

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up.

After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, I have a confession.

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, Darling, so do I.

Recoiling, he says, Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks.

Stinky smell in the car ...

-Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead.

You can explore you so stinky reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean you so stinky dad jokes. There are also you so stinky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a gay teletubby?

Stinky Winkie

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What is deep and dark and stinky?

A man hole

What do you call a stinky bug?

A muskito

What do you call a stinky dad?


This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky poo.

I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.

Giraffe have long necks for a reason.

Do you know why giraffe have long necks?

Because they have stinky feet.

My wife keeps telling me that I'm really childish when we argue.

What does she know? She's a stinky poo face, anyway.

How do you greet a stinky Australian?

B'day mate!

What do you call Ryu's stinky cousin?


How did they know which Teletubby was gay?

Tinky Winky had a stinky dinky

Politicians are like soft poops

They move with a light push, leave a stinky mess behind, and require lots of paper to clean up.

What does an Italian genius say to a stinky person?


(I'll see myself out)

What do you call a stinky potato?

Tater toots!

How do you aprouch a stinky cheese


What do you call a really, super-stinky piece of tofu?


What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance? [OC]

Felonious Skunk

Why did the baker have stinky hands?

He kneaded a poo

A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig.

She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty.

"Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?"

"That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the you so stinky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working you so stinky piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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