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- Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty n**... things together.
Sincerely,
7 - I once dated a girl named Rachel, but she turned out to be a n**... b**.... As a result, I now refuse to associate with women named Rachel Then again, I could just be Rachel profiling
- High school was really n**... for me. I got bullied a lot, got called names. The school eventually had to call my mom. She just said "he's my son I'll call him whatever I want"
- Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most n**... joke involving a Disney character.
- I told my doctor that I got a n**... reaction from applying the haemorrhoid cream he prescribed. He asked where I had applied it.
I was on the bus. - Your fetishes are nothing to be ashamed about! Unless your f**... is being humiliated, then you should feel ashamed you n**... little pervert.
- A woman goes to the doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out the top of her underwear The doctor says "that looks n**...", the woman replies "that's just the tip of the iceberg"
- I answered my front door this morning and was punched in the face by a 5 foot tall beetle. That must have been the n**... bug that's going around.
- I finally managed to get rid of that n**... electrical charge I've been carrying. I'm ex-static!
- Even though I don't smoke cigarettes, I exclusively date women who do... I figure if they're willing to s**... on something that n**..., they'll s**... just about anything.
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- YO momma so n**...... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the c**... fresh.
- My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a n**... Brews
- The bird flu is pretty n**... Luckily, it's tweetable.
- Your breath is so n**....... That people look forward to your farts
- Never buy your hard drugs from the Roto-Rooter guy... Plumber's crack is n**...
- Yo Mama... ...is so n**..., I had phone s**... with her and she gave me an ear infection.
- A guy came into a bar And the bartender said: " you better clean that up, thats n**..."
- Yo Mama is so n**..., she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
- Yo' Mama is so n**..., her v**...'s in the Axis of Evil.
- TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer. He never got that n**... mol checked.
- I like my women like Hillary n**... and exposed !
- Yo momma is so n**... she made Right Guard turn left!
- Yo' Mama is so n**..., she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
- Yo momma so n**... when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.
- Yo momma is so n**... when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.
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Your mom's so n**... she puts ice down her pants to keep her c**... fresh.
Yo momma so n**... they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .
How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting in front of you is blocking your view, try adopting an irritating cough, or k**... your feet under their seat. n**..., wet sneezes down the back of their neck are also effective in persuading them to look elsewhere for a seat.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., her c**... use her t**... string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so n**..., her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
I was going to give him a n**... look, but he already had one.
A man walks into work one morning...
A man walks into work one morning with a n**... black eye and a couple of scratches on his face. The receptionist, a young woman, notices and asks the man what happened.
"I got beat up defending my girlfriend's honor."
"Aww, that's sweet," said the receptionist, "what did your girlfriend think?"
"She couldn't believe how hard my wife could hit."
The Ballerina
This n**..., sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman c**... it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was n**... and decides to make amends and calls home.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor.
"Getting a second opinion!"
Old People And Nastiness
A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the couple came back.
"I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with my left hand until it gave out," said the man.
"And I tried with both hands until they gave out," said the woman. "And we still can't get the lid off the jar."
So there's this lemon...
And he's running down the street.
He trips and falls on the sidewalk, leaving him with a n**... gash on his arm.
Luckily, another lemon walks by and patches him up with a Lemonaid kit.
(It's really bad, but the joke inspired my username. Just had to share.)
Your mother is so n**...
If she brushed her teeth she would have to call 911 to get a blood transfusion.
I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date...
...and ended up with a n**... bout of samoanella.
Winter is coming/White stuff over everything/Winter is n**...
Hokkaido Haiku
I was walking by the midget prison...
...when suddenly, all the sirens started blaring. After a minute, an escapee was rappelling down the wall while giving me a very n**... look. I thought, "Well that's a little condescending."
I saw a really n**... wreck on the way to work this morning...
...wish I had had time to pick her up.
A man noticed that his thermometer had come down with a n**... cold.
Medicine in hand, he asked the thermometer, "How are you feeling?"
The thermometer responded, "0K."
One day, the President finds a n**... message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.
He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.
"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
"The u**... belongs to the Vice President."
"What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."
What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common?
They'll leave you breathless or with a n**... scar.
Now you can handle those n**... cuts from the comfort of your home...
... with "Suture Self".
Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?
In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and n**... for Vader to carry out Order 69.
Why does Piglett smell n**...?
He plays with Pooh.
In which name of a n**... gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?"
Justin Bieber
I saw a dermatologist about a n**... red patch on my skin.
I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.
Why could Poe's raven feel so well at the end?
It got rid of its n**... quoth.
What do you say of a Nun that never washes her clothes or even bathes?!
That she has n**... habits.
There was an old professor who started every class with a v**... joke.
After one particularly n**... example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of w**... in India?
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
Wait, ladies, cried the professor, The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!
Sodium and chloride had a n**... fight ...
They were charged with a salt.
This kid that used to pick on me would drink Red Bull and give literally everyone in the entire school a n**... super atomic w**..., even the teachers!
He was certainly a hyperbole
It's Wine Day
It's National Wine Day. Not National Whine Day, as I came to realize after receiving dozens of n**... looks throughout the day
Late one night, Norm answered the doorbell to find a 6 foot tall cockroach standing on the step.
The bug grabbed Norm by the collar, punched him in the eye, threw him across the living room and then ran off.
The next day, Norm went to see his doctor to have his bruised eye examined.
Ah, yes, the doctor said when Norm explained what happened. There's a n**... bug going around.
I saw saw a few n**... surgery .gifs with open-o**... operation.
I don't really like surgery videos, but there's nothing I can do, totally clips of the heart.
Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a p**.......
A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and n**... things in his mouth!
These two guys started arguing in the local gay bar...
It got really n**... and the bouncer escorted them out the door to finish their dispute where they could no longer break any more bar furniture or fixtures.
The two gay dudes went out into the parking lot where they exchanged blows.
Yo momma's so n**...
That when you asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said c**....
My brother was calling me names and insulting me.
So I said, "I would give you a n**... look...but it looks like you already have one."
My buddy is a doctor. When he got a n**... cut, he insisted he'd be able to do his own stitches.
I said, "Fine, suture self."
I'm 2/3rds done building a dynasty
For now I've got to settle for n**...
In spite of the recent weather in the UK recently.
And also because the nearest shop was a mile away, I went to 84 year old Margaret's house next door to see if she needed anything from the shop.
She said she needed a few things so I gave her my list of things that I needed.
I mean there's no point in both of us going out in that n**... weather!
Yo mama so n**...,
She had to cut the string off her t**... so the c**... stop hanging themselves.
Give me a home where the buffaloes roam
and I'll show you a house with a n**... smell.
I had to visit a doctor today...
I hit my head really hard and gave myself a n**... bump. The doctor was a real quack though, all he told me was to duck next time. Plus I left with a huge bill!
ghost hunters be wary, there's a n**... spirit going around scaring people with a lit match...
...We all need to stop him before he strikes again.
o**... donation has a n**... double standard when it comes to praise.
Some guy donates his kidney, he's praised as a hero. I donate 5, and I get arrested? Double standards smh
A Chinese calligraphy artist passed out after finishing the first brush...
People said that he had one n**... s**....
Yo Mama so n**......
she's got h**... *complex.*
Yo mama so n**...
The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy
I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car
I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car, leaving a n**... blemish in the passenger door.
My dad was OK with it, though, afterall... it was only an axe dent
Confucius Says:
Woman who flies airplane upside down has n**... crack up.
I heard a knock at my door yesterday morning
I opened the door and got punched in the face by a giant cockroach
I went and told my doctor and he said
ah yes I've heard there's a n**... bug going round
I bumped into someone who hates me the other day and was going to give him a n**... look
But he already had one
I kicked a n**... habit today.
Consequently, the nun wearing it filed assault charges against me.
I asked Sister Claire why she insists on wearing a dirty hat to church.
She said it's just a n**... habit.
How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article?
You're in for a n**... surprise -
No one knows yet. But we're keeping count.
I wanted to join the #trashbag movement and pick up a n**... bag of trash,
but the presidential secret service wouldn't let me anywhere near him.
A r**... suffered a n**... fall...
So he visited a physician and sought treatment.
Apply this ointment to the area where injury was sustained, the doctor said.
The r**... happily left the clinic and proceeded to liberally apply ointment on the sidewalk where he fell.
