The Best 29 You Re So Tall Jokes

Following is our collection of funny You Re So Tall jokes. There are some you re so tall jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these you re so tall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest You Re So Tall Jokes and Puns

A homeless guy sees a lady about to kill herself.

He walks up to her standing on the edge of a tall bridge and says, hey I know what you're about to do, and I won't pretend to understand or stop you, but before you do, can we please have sex? It's been a really long time.

She replies, no you sicko!

So he says it's cool. I'll just go wait at the bottom.

It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!

I love you refrigerator!

The First Night of the Honeymoon

The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6'6" tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman.

The groom looked at his beautiful bride, took off his pants and threw them at her feet. "Put those on." He ordered.

She gave him a bewildered expression, but attempted to do as he asked. "They're too big, they won't stay on." She exclaimed.

"That's right, just remember who wears the pants in this family."

She gave him a narrow look and removed her pants and threw them at his feet. "Put those on." She ordered.

The groom could not even get his big toe into his wife's pants. "I.. I can't get into them." He stated struggling.

She declared back: "That's right and until your attitude changes that's the way it's going to be."

Did you know the Hover Dam was supposed to be twice as tall as it is now?

After some re-evaluation, they thought it would be 2 dam high.

I'll see myself out...

I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents.

I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under.

An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy nudes.

I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said dammit Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.

A police officer candidate goes for an interview...

The officer says, "Take this pistol and shoot A TALL BLACK GUY AND THREE WHITE RABBITS."
So the candidate asks,"why the three white rabbits?".
Officer"that's the kind of attitude we're looking for. You're selected".

Did you hear what happened to the really offensive joke about tall grass?

[re mowed]

Three Irish men in a pub called says, "Are you all related?" Mick said, "Yeah we're triplets". Barman says, "Triplets, how Come you & Pat are six foot tall & Tat is only four foot tall?"

"Well", said Mick, "Me & Pat
were breast fed, so there was no tit for tat".

The best thing about being tall and having a bald patch...

Is that people think you're just tall.

A guy in a tall building walks into a bar and sees a drunk man.

The drunk man comes to the balcony and jumps off. A few moments later, the man comes back, perfectly fine.

Later, the man gets drunk and jumps off again. He comes back again perfectly fine.

The guy watching asks "Wow, how did you do that?"

The man responds "Anything can happen when you drink enough."

Later, the guy gets drunk, jumps off, and falls to his death.

The man comes back and says "Why didn't he survive?"

The bartender responds "Oh come on, Superman. You're an absolute douche when you're drunk."

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A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key

In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...

... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."

Have you heard of the ancient Amazonian tribe known as the Fugawi?

The average height of each adult was about 4ft, and they lived in an area with tall grass that would reach up to 6ft. They were know for jumping up and down in the grass fields announcing "We're the Fugawi! We're the Fugawi!"

If you're a tall person and someone asks you if you play basketball

Ask them if they play mini golf

You can never trust tall people...

They always think they're above everyone else.

A rich, dumb Husband and wife are taking their first trip on their new Yacht.

They have sailed far from the shore, and the two are sitting in chairs, looking out towards the water.

"Gee, I just love this new Yakt!" The man says.

"Erm... Honey, the "c" is silent." His wife responds.

The man takes a sip from a tall glass, before responding "you're right, it's very tranquil."

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor...

I still hate you.

There is a tribe over in Africa

There is a tribe over in Africa called the fuckrwe. Every member stands at a height of only two feet tall and the grass they hunt their pray is 5 foot tall. As they run through the tall grass they chant their name "We're the fuckrwe!, We're the fuckrwe!"

What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?

You're pretty Fahrenheit.

Never trust lemurs.

They're always full of tall tails.

Tall people are so rude.

It's like they're always looking down on you.

I think the 6" tall currant bushes I bought today were mislabeled.

They're really more "future bushes," when you think about it.

The Hellarwe tribe.

There's a tribe of pygmies in Africa called the Hellarwe. They're an ancient tribe that settled the tall, savannah grasslands a long time ago and I had the fortune of going to visit them. I actually thought we were lost until I saw a pygmy jump up ahead of us accompanied by his fearsome warcry: "Wherethehellarewe"

I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease.

It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead.

Tall blonde

Starbucks barista: hello! What would you like today?

A tall blonde please.

I'm so sorry we're out of blonde roast today.

Can I get a tall brunette instead?


I tend to be extra cautious around tall, large men with ten gallon hats

They're pretty shady individuals.

(NSFW)Why can't dwarfs please tall women?

Because when they're toe to toe, their nose is in it.
And when they're nose to nose, their toes are In it.

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you're just like a Barbie

he:you're just like a Barbie
she:aww tall and beautiful?
he:NO,plastic and brainless

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