The Best 21 You Might Be A Redneck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny You Might Be A Redneck jokes. There are some you might be a redneck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these you might be a redneck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest You Might Be A Redneck Jokes and Puns

You might be a redneck

If you think an Xbox is where you sign on the divorce papers.

You might be a redneck if...

You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches

You might be a redneck....

....if you've ever had to climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if your girlfriend can pack a lip and go down on you at the same time...

...and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.


You might be a redneck

If you think "Pearl Jam" is an oriental sex act

You might be a redneck if......

You don't have enough cash for the hooker, but she takes Food Stamps

You might Be a redneck if.....

Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises

You might be a redneck if a police officer pulls you over to ask for your driver's license and your address is the county jail.

You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if you have a peeing for distance contest at your family reunions and Grandma always wins.

You might be a redneck if...

1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway.
2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors
3. Your family tree is a circle

You can explore you might be a redneck reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean you might be a redneck dad jokes. There are also you might be a redneck puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


You might be a redneck if your house has more wheels then your car.

You might be a redneck if you know computer science.

My car engine light needs advanced programming to overcome.

You might be a redneck..

..if you happen to be a french nobleman in the 1790s.

Do you think my neighbor might be a redneck?

On the 4th of July he shot his pet goat and BBQ'd the kid. Do you think he might be a Red Neck?

You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.

You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.

You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

Signs you might be a redneck: You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think taking out the trash means taking your in-laws to a movie.


You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car.

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the you might be a redneck jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working you might be a redneck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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