The Best 3 You Might Be A Nurse If Jokes

Following is our collection of You Might Be A Nurse If jokes which are very funny. There are some you might be a nurse if cop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these you might be a nurse if yeah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny You Might Be A Nurse If Jokes and Puns

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

A woman called up St. John's hospital and asked "I want to know if the patient Sarah James in Room No 1438 is getting better"

The nurse replied, "She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days."

The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful news!"

Nurse: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!

Woman: No I am Sarah James. No one tells me anything here.

In a maternity ward, a new father is worried that his wife might have been unfaithful...

"Do you think he even looks like me?" he asks the nurse.
"Yeah, but it's OK. At least he's healthy."

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