The Best 35 You Mamma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny You Mamma jokes. There are some you mamma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these you mamma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest You Mamma Jokes and Puns

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred.

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

The best jokes also teach you something.

In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mamma.

Short, but good nonetheless

Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.


Yo mamma so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.

Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Jimmy and Joey (never seen this here so sorry if repost)

One day Jimmy and Joey were walking through their neighborhood looking for something to do.
Jimmy then shouted, " JOEY LOOK A NAKED LADY"
Joey looked and sure enough there was a woman sunbathing by her pool naked.
Joey then screamed very loudly and ran away in a panic.
Jimmy was very puzzled at why Joey ran, so he chased down Joey to see what happened.
He catches Joey and asks him, "Why are you running away? We finally got to see a naked lady."
Joey responded, "My mamma always told me that if I ever saw a person naked I would turn to stone, and back there I felt something get hard.

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

Yo mamma is so ugly...

I don't understand your Oedipus complex.

You can explore you mamma reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean you mamma dad jokes. There are also you mamma puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Yo mamma's so fat...

She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!

What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.

That's Abba-rigonal

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

Yo mamma's so fat

They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.

A man goes to prison for the first time

A young man goes to prison for the first time, upon arriving in his cell, his cellmate, a towering monster of a human being says to him: "There is one rule in this cell, you can play the mamma or you can play the daddy. Since this is your first day, I will let you pick." The young man says: "Ok, I will be the daddy." The towering monster then says: "Alright, now come over here and give mamma some head."

Yo mamma so fat

That Thanos had to clap

Morris went to doctor for a physical

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."


Yo Mamma So Stupid

She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market

Yo mamma is so......

Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

[astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat

that you can see what's behind her.

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo Mamma's so dumb....

She stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mamma so ugly

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound

She needs a seismograph

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo Mamma

Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother.

I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.

Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers.

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the you mamma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working you mamma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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