The Best 4 You Know You Re Mexican When Jokes

Following is our collection of funny You Know You Re Mexican When jokes. There are some you know you re mexican when jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these you know you re mexican when puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest You Know You Re Mexican When Jokes and Puns

The Lawyer and the Mexican

A lawyer and a Mexican live next to eachother in the most cookie-cutter neighborhood you can imagine.
One day, they're both mowing the frontlawn. The Mexican says:

"You know, my house is worth more than yours."

The lawyer is confused. He responds:

"How? Our houses are identical. Did you renovate the interior?"


"Did you modernize the kitchen or the bathroom?"

"I didn't."

"Then how can your house be worth more than mine?!", the lawyer cries.

"Well, I live next to a lawyer, and you live next to a Mexican."

Well, this is awkward...

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They both look left and right and to their surprise see nothing but Mexicans. After this moment of confusion, the Rabbi turns to the priest and says "You know what? I think we're in the wrong joke...."

It's always good to know Jesus loves you

Unless you're in a Mexican prison that is.

If you're playing Uno with a Mexican always set the colour to green if you can.

Lord knows they won't get any green cards.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the you know you re mexican when jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working you know you re mexican when piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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