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- What happens if you you cross an angry cow with an angry sheep? You get two animals that are in a *baaaad moooood.*
- Two cows on a hill. One cow ask the other, have you herd of the mad cow disease? The other cow says, yeah, but why do I care? I'm a helicopter!
- Two cows got in a fight.. One started to march towards the other, while the other got scared.
One was cowrageous.
The other was a coward. - Two cows are eating grass in a field The first turns to the second and says "Moooooo"
The second turns to the first and says "I was just about to say that" - Cow Joke * What do you call a cow with no legs - Ground Beef
* What do you call a cow with three legs - Lean Beef
* What do you call a cow with two legs - your mother - Two cows are standing around talking... "Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"
"Yeah! thank god we're elephants." - What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? You get two animals in a baaaaaad moooood.
- Two of the cows on our farm will not produce milk We called the one Milk Dud and the other an Udder Failure
- Two cows standing on a slope There's two cows standing on a slope. Which cows reaches the bottom first?
The one with the smaller mu. - Two cows walk into a barn "man i hate this farm", said the first one.
"mood", mooed the second cow.
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You Have Two Cows One Liners
Which you have two cows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with you have two cows? I can suggest the ones about cows and dairy cow.
- Two cows walk into a vegan bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
- what do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
- What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of? Legs.
- A cow recently submitted a two word theater review... "Udderly Mooving."
- What do two cows say in a meat shop? I really enjoyed hanging with you.
- Why weren't the two cows friends They had some beef
^^sorry - What do you call a cow with only its front two legs? Well that would be an utter drag...
- What are the two sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken brown cow.
- Did you hear about the two cows who got in fight? They had beef.
- Ever seen two female cows fighting? It is utter chaos._.
]=(:) - What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves. - How do you tell two cows apart? Yell "mom" and see which one responds
- What do you call a cow with two legs? My ex-wife.
- Two cows meet while cowing Cow 1: MOOOOHHHHH
Cow 2: Hey that's what I was gonna say - What do you call a cow with two legs? HILLARY CLINTON
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What funny jokes about you have two cows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean farmer cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make you have two cows pranks.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city.
Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse.
The farmer welcomed them in but cautioned them that there were only two spare beds and that one of them would have to sleep in the barn with the farm animals.
After a short conference, the police chief agreed to take the barn.
Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door of the farmhouse.
The party inside answered to find the police chief standing there, complaining that he could not sleep.
There were pigs in the barn, he said, and he was reminded of the days when everyone called him a pig.
The fire chief then volunteered to exchange with the police chief.
A short time later, another knock was heard at the door.
The fire chief complained that the cows in the barn reminded him of Mrs. O'Leary's cow that started the Chicago fire, and that every time he started to go to sleep, he started to have a fireman's worst nightmare, that of burning to death.
The city attorney, in desperation for sleep, then agreed to sleep in the barn.
This seemed like a good idea until a few minutes later, when another knock was heard at the door.
When the occupants answered the door, there stood the very indignant cows and pigs.
Berry good
Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
An addendum to the Interrupting Cow knock-knock joke. I believe this is the appropriate way to tell it.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Impatient Cow."
"Impatient Cow W--"
"MOO!"
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part two:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"*Patient Cow...*"
"Patient Cow *who?*"
"....."
".................."
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"..."
This has been my stand-by joke since I was about 12
Two brothers want to go deer hunting but the only land nearby is owned by a grumpy farmer.
The decide to ask him if they can hunt on his property but when they pull up in the driveway neither brother wants to go knock on the door.
They play rock-paper-scissors and the older brother loses. He walks to the door and asks the farmer if they can go hunting.
The old farmer points to a nearby corral and says "See that horse? She's been mine for 20 years. She's blind and dying and I don't have the heart to put her down. If you do that for me, you boys can hunt on my land".
The older brother agrees and while walking back to the truck he thinks of a prank to play on his younger brother.
"I'll teach that lousy no-good farmer to say no!" he exclaims. "See that horse over there? Watch this!" He levels his rifle and shoots it! He hears gunshots next to him and looks at his brother.
"I got two of his cows" yells the younger brother, "lets get out of here!"
Mad Cow Disease
There are two cows out in the pasture, watching as the farmer takes a prize bull behind the barn to shoot it.
The first cow looks at the second one and says "Can't believe Joe came down with mad cow disease. Are you scared we might get it too?"
The second cow looks at the first cow with a puzzled look and says "Why should I be scared? We're ducks."
Two cows are standing...
in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)
True meaning of Service.
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people." Then I heard these terms which reference the word service:
* Internal Revenue Service
* Postal Service
* Telephone Service
* Civil Service
* City & County Public Service
* Customer Service
* Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. Suddenly, it all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are all about.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.
Tapeworms in a cow
Time for another terrible joke.
So, there are these two tapeworms in a cow. They are talking and just generally gossiping a bunch. One of them tells the other something shocking. The other tapeworm says. "Where did you ever hear that" The first tapeworm replies.
"I heard it through the bovine."
I'll show myself out now.
So, I bought a bull...
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him but... …they kind of taste like peppermint.
Two hunters with a cunning plan
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a cunning plan.
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him!"
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"
My British fathers signature Dadjoke
There once were two neighbouring farms, and the two farmers who lived there like many farmers would always adhere to their daily routine.
Every morning at 9 am after feeding all the livestock, they would arrive at their mailboxes at exactly the same time to collect their newspaper and have some smalltalk before heading back up the long road to their farms.
Farmer Brown :"Morning farmer Joe"
Farmer Joe : "Morning farmer Brown"
Farmer Brown : "I heard you had a sick cow last week"
Farmer Joe : "Oh I did all right, a very sick cow"
Farmer Brown : "Well what did you give it?"
Farmer Joe : "Turpentine"
and so they went on their way
A month or so goes by and they meet once again
Farmer Brown :"Morning farmer Joe"
Farmer Joe : "Morning farmer Brown"
Farmer Brown : "I had a sick cow yesterday and I tried turpentine like you said. It died."
Farmer Joe : "yeah mine too"
You know what's stupider than a cow?
Two cows.
A farmer has three bulls, One small, one medium, and one large.
The large one looks over the herd of cows and says, "Half these cows are mine!" The medium-sized bull then says, "A third of these cows are mine!" And the small bull, looking crestfallen, says, "Well, the rest of these cows are mine!"
The farmer comes home one day with a simply enormous bull, one that towers over the original three. The largest one says, "Whoa... I guess I'll give him half my cows." The medium-sized one, with fear in his eyes, says, "He can have two-thirds of my cows." But the littlest bull paws at the ground, snorting and stomping, tossing his horns. The other two tell him, "Are you crazy? That new bull will crush you!"
The littlest bull replies, "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull."
Two cows at the North Pole...
One turns to the other and says "Don't know about you but I'm Friesian".
What are the Two dirtiest animals in the Barn Yard?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
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Two woman in an argument at a clothes store.
**1st Woman:** You should return that leather jacket you just bought.
**2nd Woman:** Why would I do that?
**1st Woman:** because it looked better on the first cow.
On another peaceful hill, stand two cows, the first cows turns chewing her cud to the second cow and says, " I say, does this mad cow malarkey worry you at all". The second cow turns to the first, swallows his cud and says...
"Nah, it don't worry us tractors"
Two bagels are out flying.
All of the sudden one of them plummets to the ground. Why?
Because bagels can't fly!
The same day two cows are also out flying and chatting and out of nowhere one of them also plunge down towards the ground. Why?
A bagel hit him in the eye!
What did the gambler say when he saw two flying cows?
The steaks are high!
Definition of Service
I became confused when I heard the word
"Service" being used with these agencies:
1. Internal Revenue "Service"
2. U.S. Postal "Service"
3. Telephone "Service"
4. Cable T.V. "Service"
5. Civil "Service"
6. State, City, County & Public "Service"
7. Customer "Service"
This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
But today I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to
"Service" a few cows.
……….BAM!.......It all came into focus for me.
Two guys are driving down a country road. The first one looks out the window and says:
"hey look, a bunch of cows!"
The second guy looks at him and says: "no, you mean a herd of cows!"
His friend looks back at him and says: "of course I've heard of cows!"
The second guy then says: "no no no! I mean a cow herd!"
The first guy, looking confused, says: "what do I care what a cow heard!!?? I have no secrets from a cow!"
There are two cows in a room when your parents walk in
Now there are three cows and your dad
Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef?
Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job.
Two cows are talking to each other while grazing....
The first cow says
"Hey I heard there's a case of mad cow disease going around, are you worried?"
The second cow looks at the first and says
"Why should I be worried? I'm a squirrel."
Two cows are standing in a field
Cow 1: Mooo
Cow 2: Well said.
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What do you call a cow on two legs?
Your mom
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If you have two cows,
Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor
Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk
Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk
New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain
n**...: The government shoots you and keeps the cows
Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them
Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned
Binaryism: You have 10 cows
I tried to tell my daughter some jokes….
Me: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Her: Ground beef.
Me: What do you call a cow with one leg?
Her: Steak.
Me: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Her: Mommy.
A Hindu, a Muslim, and a lawyer are traveling together.
They reach a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer tells them that he only has room for two and one will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu volunteers, but a short while later there's a knock at the door. "I can't sleep there. There is a cow, and a cow is a sacred animal. My religion forbids it."
So the Muslim goes next. Again, there's a knock at the door. "I can't sleep there. There is a pig, and a pig is an unclean animal. My religion forbids it."
So the lawyer heads out. There's a knock at the door once more.
It's the cow and the pig.
Jokes told by my tour guide while rafting.
* Why doesn't anyone tell knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
* What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
* What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
* What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A steak.
Two girls ask if I would offer them a drink.
I said sure and bought the cows some milk.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mother!
I lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that I heard that made sense in English.
Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China.
The governor: Fine people...I don't know.
Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do?
Farmer: I'm a farmer.
Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government?
Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced.
Xi asks: if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?
Immediate yes from the farmer. The governor asks if he may asks a question and Xi says, of course.
Governor: if you had two cows, would you give one to the government.
Farmer: No. Never. Please don't ask.
Xi is confused: But you'd give a house and car, why not a cow?
Farmer: I actually have two cows.
My son and I were driving along the countryside.
He looked out the window and said, "Daddy, what are those two cows doing?"
"They are creating children," I replied, stopping the car.
"Is that how you and mummy made me?" he asked.
I said, "Yes, in the middle of a field while people watched."
A Televangelist, a Rabbi and a Hindu were traveling together
They came across a farm and asked to spend the night there. The farmer said, I only have room for two, someone will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu volunteered. Moments later, there was a knock on the door. The Hindu said, There is a cow in the barn. I can't sleep on holy ground.
I will go said the Rabbi. Moments later there was a knock on the door. I can't sleep with a pig, pigs are unkosher.
So the Televangelist is sent out to the barn. Moments later, there was a knock on the door.
It was the pig and the cow.
Three Bulls
Three bulls are out in a field one day, chewing on some cud.
The first bull, the largest, says "I heard there's a new bull coming in."
The second bull, not quite as large, says " I heard the same thing!"
The third bull, smaller by quite a bit, says "Me too!"
The first bull speaks up again and says "Well, he's not getting any of my cows." The second bull says the same thing and the third bull says "I only have two."
Just then, the old farmer's truck comes rumbling down the road. It stops and out pops the BIGGEST, BADDEST, STRONGEST BULL any of them had ever seen.
Mid chew, the first bull says " I guess I can spare one or two." The second bull says "Me too." But the third bull, the smallest of the three, starts to paw at the ground, and toss his horns in the air and starts flaring his nostrils.
The second bull asks "You're not going to fight him, are you?"
And he says "No! I making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
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Hillary Clinton was being driven in a private limo to a rally...
... when suddenly, the car hit a large and old-looking cow.
The driver got out and checked to see if it was dead. After confirming the death, he saw the tag on it that said it belonged to a nearby farm. He told Hillary Clinton that he would be going over to the farm to tell the farmers what happened.
About an hour later, he returned. His clothes were messed up, he was covered in lipstick, he had an expensive cigar in his mouth, and in both hands were two full bottles of the most expensive champagne ever.
"What happened?", Hillary asked.
"When I went to the farm, they eagerly invited me in. Then, the husband gave me this cigar, the wife gave me the wine, and their two daughters gave me the best s**... of my life!", the driver said with a huge smile on his face.
"What did you say to them?", Hillary asked.
"I said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I just killed the old cow', and the rest happened so quickly I couldn't do anything!"
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A s**... joke that my mum tells me a lot
So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"
The new bull
A farmer recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. He was beginning to think he had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, he had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave him some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all his cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of the neighbor's cows!
He was like a machine!
The farmer said he didn't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him .. but they kind of taste like peppermint.
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Girl comes home with two pair of new shoes
And her boyfriend asked her: Why did you bought two pair of shoes you s**... cow???
She said: Because cow have four legs!
Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, "hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around".
The second cow says, "I don't care, I'm a submarine!".
Two years ago, my favourite cow died
Today, I finally moooved on.
One Dark Halloween Night........
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Two cows one horse
So two cows and a horse walks into a bar. One cow says "moo," and horse yells, "baaaaaaa." What does the second cow say?
There are two cows standing in a field....
The first cow says to the other, I was artificially inseminated this morning. The second cow replies, No way, I don't believe you. The first says, It's true, no bull.
Two cow talking in a field
The first one ask :
"aren't you afraid about this terrible disease from the neighbor's farm called" mad cow" ? "
The second one looked at her, surprised, and answered :
" I don't care... I'm a rabbit"
Since we are doing time period jokes: A Joke from the Great Depression.
Government: you have two cows
Socialism: You keep one cow's milk and the government takes the other and gives out its milk.
Communism: The government takes both cows and gives its milk away as it sees fit.
New Dealism: You get rid of both your cows and milk the government.
Two cows are standing in a field...
One turns to the other and says, "have you heard about mad cow disease? Apparently, it makes cows completely lose their minds."
The second says, "oh. Weird."
The first says, "well aren't you worried?"
The other says, "why would I be worried? I'm a helicopter."
Colin Mochrie's best joke.
Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.
Two cows are standing in a field.
*The first cow says*: did you hear about that "mad cow disease" that's going around? That sounds pretty terrible.
*The second cow says*: yeah, it does. Good thing us chickens don't have to worry about that!
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Heard this on the 80s movie "Night Patrol" : What do you call two cows m**...?
Beef Strokinoff.
As an Indian man
It greatly offends me when people say we don't value women in our culture. The fact is, we put great value on our women.
Some are worth one cow, some are worth two...
A man goes to see his Rabbi for counsel
"Rabbi, we don't have place in our house anymore! My family is too numerous. What should we do?"
The Rabbi: "Just bring your biggest cow to live inside with you"
The man is confused: "What? This will make things even worse!"
The Rabbi: "Trust me, live two weeks with the cow inside the house and then come back here."
After two weeks, the man comes back to the Rabbi: "Rabbi, we did as you suggested. What now?"
The Rabbi: "Now bring the cow back outside."
(An example of Jewish *witz*)
Two cows met...
and one said "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?".
"Why would I? I'm a helicopter!".
Two Ranchers make a deal.
One rancher has the largest bull in Texas and the second rancher has the best milking cow in the county. They decide to mate the two and split the offspring between them.
They lead the bull to the cow, but the cow walk away disinterested. The bull tries to mount the cow, but the cow walks away and won't let the bull get near her. The owners watch as the bulls repeated attempts are met with a cold response.
The bull's owner leans over to the cow's owner and asks,"Did you get your cow from Ft. Worth?"
The cow's owner, astonished, replies, "Yea, I did! How did you guess?"
"My wife is from Ft. Worth."
Two dogs having a serious conversation
Dog 1-Bow bow
Dog 2-Bow bow
Dog 1-Bow bow
Dog 2- Bow bow
Dog 1-Cow cow
Dog 2- Don't change the topic.
A man was recently convicted of beating another man's cow to death using only two small porcelain figures...
Police report that it was the first case of a knickknack paddywhack
Two types of cows
Now, everyone knows that a cow without legs is called ground beef, but what do you call a cow with only one leg?
A calf.
Two cows are standing in an open field
One cow says to the other cow: "it's cold in here".
The other cow replies: "yeah.. the farmer left the gate open".
Two guys from New York go on a cross-country trip and end up walking into a bar in Kansas.
After a few too many drinks, one of the guys asks the bartender, "Hey, can you tell us how to go cow tipping?" "I'm sorry, gentlemen. Cow tipping is simply an urban myth," the bartender explains. "The farmers actually pay them a competitive wage."
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull...
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ........but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.
Two bulls were in a field when a new cow was released from the pen.
"Who is the new cow?" Asked one.
"Never seen herbivore." Said the other.
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What do you call it when two s**... cows and a g**... play poker?
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