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- If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd.. I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
- All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
- My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!
- Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?
Dad: So you won't get bored there. - I've been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.
- What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?
I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either. - I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.
- A tv show about the earth would be really boring It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.
- Death must be really boring for subway drivers. A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
- Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.
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- i think the story of noah's life was a bit boring But it did have a nice arc
- I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
- What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace? Melancolleague(s)
- Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
- What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me
- I don't mean to be rude, but the SuperBowl was boring. No offense.
- Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting Some may even call it boring
- I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
- Professional women's soccer is so boring. Why am I even jerking off to this?
- Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!
- I thought digging tunnels would be exciting… Turns out it's boring
- I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... ...it was just plane boring.
- What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic
- I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job.
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Quarantine has me really stressed and bored so I've been trying that Chinese thing with the needle
You know, h**...
My wife thinks our s**... life is boring and I get distracted easily..........
Well I Better get back to it....
A man took his 6-year-old daughter to his office on 'Take your kid to work day'
As they walked around the office, the girl turned visibly upset and soon started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong
As everyone gathered around, she sobbed "Daddy, I'm getting bored walking around the office. Please show me those clowns you said you work with"
Two midgets are sitting around, bored...
When one of them pulls out some w**... and asks:
"Wanna get medium?"
A guy goes with his girlfriend to stay at her parents' house for the holidays
The couple live in the city and the parents live on a farm. The boyfriend is unused to the quiet country life and after a couple of days he's pretty bored. His girlfriend's father comes in and says Hey young fella if you're looking for something to do, why not take the dogs out for a bit of hunting? There's a shotgun behind the laundry door. Guy comes back a couple of hours later, the father says How was it?
That was amazing! Have you got any more dogs?
See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
I was tired and bored one night, so I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, What'll you have? I said, Surprise me.
He showed me a n**... picture of my wife.
What does a s**... driver do with his slaves when he's bored?
He racism.
You know, Mexican and b**... jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
I became a proud dad today
My son is actually 4 years but he was really boring for the first 3 years
I went to take an online adhd test today...
but gave up quickly because it was s**... and boring.
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a restaurant, and Sylvester Stallone is like: "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says: "Don't you have any ideas?"
"Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"
That's when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!"
"And who will you be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."
Businessman
Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk...I'd like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma'am you don't understand me...I'm homesick.
Two Jehovah's Witnesses knock on someone's door
The house owner opens the door. "Good morning, would you like to learn about God today?" The houseowner was a little bored, and slightly curious, so he lets them in. They slowly enter, and sit down on the couch across from the houseowner. After a few seconds of silence, the houseowner asks, "Well?" The Jehovah's Witnesses look at each other and says to the houseowner, "We don't know what to say, we've never made it this far."
What's the difference between i**... and necrophilia?
i**... is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring.
A World War 2 joke
Stalin and h**... died and were recieved in h**... by Satan.
Satan asked them to wait in the guest cabin, because he had to search for the worst place in h**... for both of them (it had been a long time since some one so evil had come to his abode) .
While waiting, h**... got bored and asked Stalin to tell him a joke.
Stalin said one word, "Moscow."
h**..., after a long and hard thought, replied, "I don't get it."
Stalin laughs merrily and says, "Exactly."
