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I'm not saying you are old...
but the candles cost more than your cake.
(I heard this one at a bridge club today)
How to tell if you are old?
Pretend to fall down. If people laugh, you are not old yet.
Man walks in on his son
A man walks in on his son m**..., and gets really mad "Hey, save that for when you are older!"
By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full.
One to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of lot of people.
If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running to you, you're old.
Spercomputer was asked to find an alternative to Clinton and Trump to save presidential election.
The computer picked up a 80-year-old one-legged man from mental hospital in Georgia.
When he was asked: "How could you be a better alternative? You are older than any of them, sicker than Clinton and even more insane than Trump?", he answered:
"Well, maybe because I'm honest about it"
When you are old, 3 things happen, says one old lady to the other.
First is that you start forgeting things, and I can't remember the other two.
If you are old enough to write articles on anti-vaccination
Your parents probably made the right choice, unfortunately it was on you.
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
Limousines
A young boy was having a conversation with his dad when he asked what the thing was between his legs. The dad responded, "It is your limousine, try to park it into as many parking garages as possible."
The same day a girl was conversing with her mother asking what was between her legs. The mom responded, "It is your parking garage, don't let any limousines in there until you are older."
The next day the girl comes home of the bus. Her mom begins to scream asking her why she had blood all over her hands. Proud of herself she replied, "A boy tried to park his limousine in my parking garage so I popped his two back tires."
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