Yosemite Jokes
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Humorous Yosemite Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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How does Yosemite Sam keep recovering from being killed?
Rein-tarnation.
A man sits down next to a woman on a bus
The man starts flirting with her, and in the course of their conversation she admits that she's a nymphomaniac.
"Oh really," says the man, instantly more engaged in their conversation.
"Yeah", she confirms, "but I'm only attracted to Jewish cowboys. Anyway, my name is Mary-Beth, what's your name?"
The man shakes her hand and says, "nice to meet you, Mary-Beth, my name is Yosemite Goldstein."
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I was cooking Chinese food down in Yosemite
... It was a Wok in the park.
Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?
Yosemite!
Went to a National Park. b**... about it the whole time.
Got arrested for making "Anti-Yosemitic remarks".
What do you call a racist who hates national parks?
An anti-Yosemite.
What do you call a racist bear?
An anti Yosemite!
What do you get when you cross a forest with an AK-47?
A lifetime ban from Yosemite.
Yosemite Sam walked into a bar
Bugs Bunny was probably involved.
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