Yorkshire Jokes
10 yorkshire jokes and hilarious yorkshire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yorkshire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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"Doctor, doctor!"
"I've roast beef in one ear, Yorkshire pudding in the other ear and gravy all down my legs!"
Doctor: "Hmmm. I don't think you're eating properly."
A city in Yorkshire has gone missing....
Police say they have no Leeds.
A large city in the Yorkshire area has gone missing,
Police are looking for Leeds.
(friend told me that one)
How do you know if a Yorkshire man is dyslexic?
He'll be wearing a cat flap.
RIP Barry Cryer - a true comedy great
From his obituary:
> Cryer, the master of the comedy sketch and the instant one-liner, was once asked by the Yorkshire Post for his favourite joke. He recalled one he had told in a student r**... in 1955.
>"A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers.
>"'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' he says. 'I'd like to replace it.' The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'"
I saw this one reposted here earlier this week..
I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking...
My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills.
A Girl In London
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in London gave me a s**... transmitted disease". His mate replies "you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"
I never knew Mugabe was from Yorkshire...
Until I read his name backwards
Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths...
E by gum
I just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire pudding fell out..
Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
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