The Best 19 Yorkers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yorkers jokes. There are some yorkers antonin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yorkers new yorker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yorkers Jokes and Puns

Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?

Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Think New Yorkers don't get along? I just saw two complete strangers share a cab...

One took the wheels and tires, the other took the battery and the radio.

Why are New Yorkers always so grumpy?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Yorkers joke, Why are New Yorkers always so grumpy?

Know why New Yorkers are so cynical?

For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!


Why are New Yorkers so depressed

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey

Why are New Yorkers so skeptical about everything?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey

Yorkers joke, Why are New Yorkers so skeptical about everything?

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?

None of your fuckin' business! Get owta my fuckin' way!

New Yorkers confuse me...

Half of them keep saying "fuhgeddaboudit" but the rest of them keep saying "Never forget".

If Londoners are what you call people from London and New Yorkers are what you call people from New York, what are Hamburgers??

Delicious!!

Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes.

The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny.

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New Yorkers are the fastest readers.

80 stories in ten seconds splat!

How fast can New Yorkers read?

They can go through 100 stories in under 20 seconds

Why are New Yorkers always so distracted?

They can barely afford to pay rent, let alone attention.

Why do so many old New Yorkers move to Florida?

Because every part of their body has started to sag, hang lower, or generally head South.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Yorkers joke, Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

Who are the fastest readers?

New Yorkers.

They can go through 94 stories in 3 seconds.

Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

It's because the light at the tunnel is New Jersey.

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?

Mind yer own fuckin' business!


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