Yorke Jokes
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Short yorke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yorke humour may include short due jokes also.
- North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
- The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York... ... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
- "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" -New York's most hated cab driver
Courtesy of @lordbeef on twitter - In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
- Why are people from New York always depressed. Because the light at the end of the tunnel is always Jersey.
- Why is everyone in New York depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
- Why are people in New York always so sad? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is *New Jersey*
- I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, and I was thinking.
"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere". - A joke my 10yr old sister has been repeating five times a day: where do cows live? Moo York.
- Einstein is on a train leaving New York. He leans over to another passenger and asks, "excuse me, do you know if Boston stops at this train?"
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Yorke One Liners
Which yorke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yorke? I can suggest the ones about classless and violation.
- Why can't a man living in New York be buried in Chicago Because he's still alive
- I just read that someone gets stabbed in New York City every 46 seconds. Poor guy.
- What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- New York is where you find the Big Apple. Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.
- Where do all the New York City landscapers live? Lawn Guy Land
- British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York. Luggage in Tokyo.
- what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets
- Are you a cop from New York? Because you take my breath away.
- I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired
- What part of New York has the most feminists? Manhatin'
- I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest
- The New York Giants held "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." The daughters won 27-3.
- How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy.
- What is Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team The new york jets
Comical Yorke Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about yorke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean directly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yorke pranks.
Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Think New Yorkers don't get along? I just saw two complete strangers share a cab...
One took the wheels and tires, the other took the battery and the radio.
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None of your d**... business!
Why are New Yorkers always so grumpy?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
What do you call a New Yorker who's always complaining?
A New Yorker.
As a new yorker i was excited about a wall that keeps foreigners from taking our jobs
Then I learned the wall wasn't being built around New Jersey.
Know why New Yorkers are so cynical?
For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Why are so many New Yorkers suffering from depression?
Because for them, the "light at the end of the tunnel" is New Jersey.
A New Yorker visits a Texan
The Texan shows the New Yorker around his place. "Howd'ya like it?", he asks.
"It's not bad", answers the New Yorker, "but I'll be honest, I expected you Texans to have larger places. The living room's too small, the master bedroom is small too, there is only one bathroom, and there isn't even a balcony."
"Hold your horses!" says the Texan. "We haven't even gotten outta the elevator yet!"
Why are New Yorkers so depressed
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
How Many New Yorkers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Three. One to change it, and two to talk about how much better the bulbs in New York are.
Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport.
Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.
Why are New Yorkers so skeptical about everything?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
A New Yorker calls his mother who lives in Florida. She answers the phone with a very weak-sounding voice.
"Mom, you don't sound so good. What's wrong?"
Very feebly she answers, "I haven't eaten in quite some time."
"How long has it been, Mom?"
"My last meal was 26 days ago."
"26 Days!? How come?"
"I didn't want to be caught with food in my mouth when you called."
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
None of your f**...' business! Get owta my f**...' way!
New Yorkers confuse me...
Half of them keep saying "fuhgeddaboudit" but the rest of them keep saying "Never forget".
Why did the New Yorker spray pam all over their body every night before bed?
To wake up oily
New Yorkers are the fastest readers.
80 stories in ten seconds splat!
New Yorker confuses me
Some say forget about it and the others say never forget
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
They're short 2 towers.
What does a New Yorker have when Bill de Blasio works late?
A night mayor
Why are New Yorkers always so distracted?
They can barely afford to pay rent, let alone attention.
What did the New Yorker say to the dog that couldn't get a ride to get food?
Eukanuba!!
Why do so many old New Yorkers move to Florida?
Because every part of their body has started to sag, hang lower, or generally head South.
