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"Yes, you're free now"
I'm walking down the street in New York City when a black guy walking by me stops and ask, "Hey, did the Yankees win?". I ponder for a second then respond, "Yes, you're free now" and continue on my way.
I was walking down the street one day in New York City when I was approached by a black guy. He asked me "Did the Yankees Win?"
I said "Well yeah, you're free"
Baseball
A Braves fan walks into an Atlanta bar and spots a guy wearing a New York Yankees cap. Drinks for everyone here, bartender! shouts the Braves fan. Except for Mr. Yankees!
The Yankees fan smiles and says, Thank you!
Infuriated, the Braves fan orders another round of drinks for everyone except Mr. Yankees, who, again, thanks the man. This goes on for a while, until Mr. Braves asks the bartender, What's the matter with that guy? I've ordered rounds of drinks for everyone but him, and all he does is thank me. Is he nuts?
No, he's not nuts, says the bartender. He owns the place.
I was looking up some baseball history,
*I mean, if you know - you know* ..
But the best way to describe the lineup of the 1935 New York Yankees in one word is, 'ruthless'.
I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won...
I replied, "Yeah man, you're free."
The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson
They needed a good switch hitter.
I was in New York City last week and a black man approached me to ask if the Yankees had won
I said, "Yeah man, you're free!"
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