The Best 8 Yom Kippur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yom Kippur jokes. There are some yom kippur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yom kippur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yom Kippur Jokes and Puns

A nice clean jewish joke

The young rabbi was an avid golfer. Even on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year, he snuck out by himself for a quick nine holes.

On the last hole he teed off, and a gust of wind carried his ball directly over the hole and dropped it in for a hole in one.

An angel who witnessed this miracle complained to God, This guy is playing golf on Yom Kippur, and you cause him to get a hole in one? This is a punishment?

Of course it is, said the Lord, smiling. Who can he tell?

On the back of u/baldillin

A young Rabbi is a very avid golfer. He even goes out on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year to play some holes. On his last hole the wind carries the ball and he sinks an amazing hole in one.

In Heaven an angel complains to God, this Rabbi is playing golf on Yom Kippur and you give him a hole in one as punishment!?

Of course, God says, who can he tell?

Three Jewish guys are having a conversation about how reform their synagogues are…

The first man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that they serve shrimp and pork in the cafeteria

The second man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that they serve us shrimp and pork on Yom Kippur

The third man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that on Yom Kippur there's a sign on the door that says 'Sorry, closed for the holidays'

Credits to wherever my Grandpa read this…

As a Jew, am I allowed to eat McDonalds today?

Yes, I know it's Yom Kippur. But McDonalds is fast food.

My friend was cranky from fasting all day for Yom Kippur yesterday.

I'm sure it will Passover.


A joke from Israel

One guy is driving his car in Tel-Aviv, looking for a parking spot. It's a busy day, and there's absolutely nothing available. So he starts praying to God. "Please, God, I need a parking space. Help me. I promise to go to the temple every Saturday, I promise to fast on Yom-Kippur, I will give money to charity, anything. Please help me find parking!". And indeed, in a few seconds he sees a car pull out, vacating a great spot. So he says "Okay forget it, I'm all set".

Why can't black people steal from Jews on Yom Kippur? NSFW

Dey fast

What do you call a Jew who didn't go to Synagogue on Yom Kippur?

Fake Jews.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yom kippur jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yom kippur piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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