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30 yolks jokes and hilarious yolks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yolks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Yolks Short Jokes

Short yolks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yolks humour may include short egg yolk jokes also.

  1. Wanna hear a joke about eggs? Nah, you'll crack up because my yolks, are egg-celent
    Note:I've told this jokeat least 12 dozen times
  2. Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk.
  3. *true story. I dropped an egg on my feet while cooking breakfast I guess the yolk's on me...
  4. This is no yolk A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
    The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
    The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off
  5. There's nothing I love more than eggs with extra-durable yolks. They just can't be beaten.
  6. What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?
  7. Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy. But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
  8. I recently went to a comedy restaurant, and there was a chicken with a speech impediment on stage... The food was great, but the yolks were terrible...
  9. How can you tell if an egg has a double yolk? Send it for an eggs-ray (I'm sorry 🙈, my daughter said this when I cracked a double yolked egg into the pan this morning)
  10. Redditors are like eggs They come in many different colours and sizes, but deep down they all have the same yolks.

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Yolks One Liners

Which yolks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yolks? I can suggest the ones about owls and yells.

  1. Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
  2. I hate when someone explains egg puns to me. It ruins the yolk.
  3. What sound does a drinking egg make? Yolk yolk yolk yolk
  4. What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette
  5. What kind of music do eggs listen to? Yolk music.
  6. What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk
  7. The Yolks just white themselves
  8. The yellow part of the egg That's the yolk
  9. I only eat the center of the egg. Just yolking.
  10. Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk.
  11. I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk.
  12. Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks.
  13. what city is made for eggs new yolk city
    (ok im going)
  14. How did the rooster get a lot of chicks? A lot of good yolks!
  15. Why cant an egg tell a joke? Because they dont like to yolk around

Yolks joke, Why cant an egg tell a joke?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about yolks can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of yolks puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Heartwarming Yolks Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about yolks you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean olive oyl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make yolks prank.

I like my b**... like I like my yolks

Beaten and separated from the w**...

Why are people that don't eat yolks racist?

...They always want to separate the w**....

A Mexican comedian walks into a chicken farm

and starts breaking all the eggs.
The chicken farmer gets really mad and yells at him, "What are you doing?"
The comedian goes, "Well ese, I am in a bit of a rut and I am just looking for some good yolks"

I'm hosting a bake-off for people with speech impediments tomorrow

I don't know if I should whisk any yolks at all

Why did the comedian get kicked out of the hen house?

He cracked one to many yolks.

Why does the egg taste funny?

Cause he can tell good yolks.

I'm an over medium comedian

I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny

Yolks joke, I'm an over medium comedian

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The impact of these yolks jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.