The Best 36 Yolk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yolk jokes. There are some yolk omelet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yolk egg yolk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Yolk Jokes and Puns

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

I was doing the dishes and i realized..

If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Why is rotten egg the best comedian?

He's got a funny yolk.

A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten.

I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.

I once found an egg with two chickens in it

That was my best yolk.

Yolk joke, I once found an egg with two chickens in it

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

An egg voted to leave the omelet..

and then.. it.. did..

yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.

there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk?

Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg

Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk.

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Vegans can be so uptight.

They should learn to take a yolk.

The chicks I'm near keep laughing among themselves.

Probably an inside yolk.

What kind of music do eggs listen to?

Yolk music.

What's the opposite of White?


I hate when someone explains egg puns to me.

It ruins the yolk.

Yolk joke, I hate when someone explains egg puns to me.

Deviled eggs?

Is that some kind of cruel yolk?

Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy.

But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.

You know what they say about egg whites?

They can't take a yolk.

What did the construction worker say when he was finishing the tip of a skyscraper named after a part of an egg?

I'm at the height of the Yolk now.

What can you expect from a bad egg comedian?

He's constantly scrambling to fry and crack you up with some "egg-celent" yolk, but boil boy are they bad.

what city is made for eggs

new yolk city
(ok im going)

How did the egg feel when his yolk got eaten?

All white

Where can you get the fresh egg?

In New Yolk

This is no yolk

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.

The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"

The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off

Can I tell you an egg joke? Its gonna crack you up!

Sorry I got so eggcited I forgot what the yolk was.

Yolk joke, Can I tell you an egg joke? Its gonna  crack  you up!

I pranked my roommate by taking his carton of eggs and rearranged them so he couldn't tell which egg was which.

He did not like my yolk.

What's the funniest part of an egg?

The yolk!

I egged my mate's car in retaliation for a cruel practical joke he played on me.

Now the yolk is on him.

Why cant an egg tell a joke?

Because they dont like to yolk around

Did you know you can crack open a meteor like an egg?

Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.

Have you heard of this Humpty Dumpty guy?

He's not all he's cracked up to be; I heard he had a breakdown or something. His life is in pieces and feels like it's just one big yolk, now.

What sound does a drinking egg make?

Yolk yolk yolk yolk

The Yolks

just white themselves

The yellow part of the egg

That's the yolk

How can you tell if an egg has a double yolk?

Send it for an eggs-ray (I'm sorry 🙈, my daughter said this when I cracked a double yolked egg into the pan this morning)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yolk egged puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yolk omlette piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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