Yoko Ono Jokes

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Funniest Yoko Ono Short Jokes

Short yoko ono jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yoko ono humour may include short john lennon jokes also.

1. Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.
2. The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono
3. After Yoko Ono told John Lennon she loves him 8 days a week, Lennon wrote the song "Help!".
4. Yoko Ono should've changed her last name to Ohno... As in, "oh no I broke up the Beatles."
5. What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).

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Yoko Ono One Liners

Which yoko ono one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yoko ono? I can suggest the ones about paul mccartney and kim jung.

1. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.
2. Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
3. Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono
4. What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off of dead beatles.
5. What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono
6. What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono
7. Turning back the clock an hour in 2020 Is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
8. What's got two legs and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.
9. What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono
10. Yoko Ono Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.
11. Yoko Ono was abducted by alien lawyers in a UFO They offered to represent her pro bono
12. What kind of dog lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
13. Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.
14. If Yoko Ono gave you h**...... Would that be strawberry fields forever?

Comical Yoko Ono Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

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